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08-05-2013 , 06:31 PM
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Originally Posted by skraper
I guess you need to estimate the chances that the bidder behind you uses the +1 strategy. The more likely he is to +1 you the less it matters what you do.
its more like the more likely he is to use +1, the more thought you have to put into your move. if he's unlikely to use +1 your move is generally trivially easy.
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08-05-2013 , 06:32 PM
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Originally Posted by SirRawrsALot
Doing this when your 2nd or 3rd is a bit risky, as you're allowing the people behind you to possibly freeroll. If the bids are $1,000 and $1,001 and you bid $1,002, you're allowing the last guy to bid $1,003 and freeroll all of you unless one of you is dead on.
quoted for ******ed use of "freeroll"
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08-05-2013 , 06:48 PM
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Originally Posted by Bank
if the $1201 bidder is not last and bids thinking it is over 1200, is $1201 really a good bid? if they think it's over that, then it's likely the last person will, and will bid $1202. Why not bid something high enough but not too high so that the last person will bid $1201, and they still have a non-trivial chance at winning?
I think your best bet is that he thinks its <1200
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08-05-2013 , 07:20 PM
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Originally Posted by manoren
Chances are it has already been posted, but people who clap after the pilot has landed the plane. Even after a goddamn ****ty landing. Does these people start clapping when the bus driver has reached the clappers stop as well?
Similarly, it tilts the hell out of me when people clap after a movie. It's not like the producer, writer, or actors can hear the applause.
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08-05-2013 , 08:20 PM
Stick-figure family stickers on the back of minivans or SUVs. Unbelievably tilting.
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08-05-2013 , 08:33 PM
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Originally Posted by ChaseNutley26
People who bet on preseason football. You really gonna put money on a game where you know maybe four players?
There are successful sports-betting strategies where any knowledge of the sport itself is not required, much less individual players.
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08-05-2013 , 08:52 PM
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Originally Posted by Banned4lyfe
I'd be pretty pissed if I were Gay and Jose bid some normal amount after initially trying to bid $250K -- STFU Bob just let him be ******ed.
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08-05-2013 , 09:48 PM
Really get the urge to clothesline those certain people that sprint into the elevator as soon as descending elevator full of people hits level 1. I see a range of low socioeconomic demographics to highly educated people doing this on the reg. what gives?
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08-05-2013 , 10:00 PM
The bachelorette
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08-05-2013 , 10:10 PM
What are your thoughts on The Bachelor, though?
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08-05-2013 , 10:14 PM
Patrick Stewart in their avatar.
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08-06-2013 , 02:21 AM
While it may potentially save a child's life this thing just threw me off. We should be able to assign a ringtone for these alerts.
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08-06-2013 , 07:19 AM
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Originally Posted by Claunchy
I'd be pretty pissed if I were Gay and Jose bid some normal amount after initially trying to bid $250K -- STFU Bob just let him be ******ed.
True but someone clearly panicked somewhere as there are only 5 digits on the display.
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08-06-2013 , 08:18 AM
when girls go "awwwww" to show cuteness
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08-06-2013 , 08:37 AM
when men "flex" to assert dominance

Last edited by do u love me, too?; 08-06-2013 at 08:55 AM.
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08-06-2013 , 10:08 AM
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Originally Posted by herbertstemple
Patrick Stewart in their avatar.
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08-06-2013 , 12:32 PM
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Originally Posted by skraper
Such a wuss for a star fleet captain.
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08-06-2013 , 12:46 PM
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08-06-2013 , 01:11 PM
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Originally Posted by Jeedz
Steaks that are less than well done, I mean why not just go and bite a cow or something?
Nice troll
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08-06-2013 , 01:21 PM
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Originally Posted by SirRawrsALot
People on The Price is Right that don't know how to ****ing bid. Didn't see the prize, but this is how the bidding went.

$1 (LOL bidding this first. You're ******ed)
$1200
$1201 (Nice)

Now, the last person to bid should ALWAYS bid $1 more than somebody. So the only two bids this guy should make is $2 or $1202.

He bids $2000. WTF Get the **** off my TV screen.

A bid of $1202, and you win if the prize is over $1202.
A bid of $2000, and you win if the prize is over $2000.

You're giving up almost an $800 range by unnecessarily bidding 2k. Thankfully, the gods were watching as the prize ended up being $1999. Suck it, dip****.
Lmao. Well done
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08-06-2013 , 02:21 PM
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Originally Posted by SirRawrsALot
People on The Price is Right that don't know how to ****ing bid. Didn't see the prize, but this is how the bidding went.

$1 (LOL bidding this first. You're ******ed)
$1200
$1201 (Nice)

Now, the last person to bid should ALWAYS bid $1 more than somebody. So the only two bids this guy should make is $2 or $1202.

He bids $2000. WTF Get the **** off my TV screen.

A bid of $1202, and you win if the prize is over $1202.
A bid of $2000, and you win if the prize is over $2000.

You're giving up almost an $800 range by unnecessarily bidding 2k. Thankfully, the gods were watching as the prize ended up being $1999. Suck it, dip****.
Haven't watched in a long time, but isn't there some value in hitting it right one? You get to fondle Bob's spayed genitals in his pocket or something?

Of course, most of these terrible bids are not done for this reason, but at least there's some reason not to use the +$1 strategy.
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08-06-2013 , 02:33 PM
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Originally Posted by Hector Cerif
People that don't find Seth McFarlane shows funny.
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Originally Posted by Hector Cerif
The elitists are the ones that look down there noses on what is clearly comedic genius.
Family Guy isnt funny though besides s1/2.

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Lol nice.

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Originally Posted by Quadstriker
Watching someone else put ketchup on a steak. Why should I care what some random guy does? But man, it pissed me off.
That seems legit. Its insulting to the chef too at nicer places.

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Originally Posted by Jeedz
Steaks that are less than well done, I mean why not just go and bite a cow or something?
Lol def trolling.

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Originally Posted by Precept2
Similarly, it tilts the hell out of me when people clap after a movie. It's not like the producer, writer, or actors can hear the applause.
During Sundance they have them there for qa panels.
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08-06-2013 , 03:40 PM
I like on TPIR Showcase Showdown when someone bids, "TWENTYFIVEHUNDRED!"

And the host tries to lead them out of the pothole they just stepped in. "Are you sure you want to bid twenty-five hundred dollars?"

"Yeah, TWENTYFIVEHUNDRED!"
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08-06-2013 , 04:12 PM
Lol.
I think I'm reading this right. TWENTYFIVEHUNDRED is $25,100 right? At least, in the context of this show.
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08-06-2013 , 04:16 PM
Chrysler PT Cruisers piss me off.
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