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08-22-2021 , 09:40 PM
those wings are really just chicken wings in disguise.
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08-22-2021 , 11:22 PM
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Originally Posted by Tom Ames
Railroads and Utilities is not a profitable strategy.
I once played Monopoly with my six-year old niece. (Rules were modified - no deals, she'd just agree to everything I proposed, and no auction if someone didn't purchase a property. She bought all four railroads on her first lap around the board. And after that I landed on at least two every, single lap. She beat me.
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08-23-2021 , 06:14 AM
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Originally Posted by Didace
I once played Monopoly with my six-year old niece. (Rules were modified - no deals, she'd just agree to everything I proposed, and no auction if someone didn't purchase a property. She bought all four railroads on her first lap around the board. And after that I landed on at least two every, single lap. She beat me.
A True Monopoly Prodigy.

That is something you don't see every day.
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08-23-2021 , 07:13 AM
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Originally Posted by R*R
It looks very interesting.
Also Risk Europe and Risk Godstorm, both are great.

Legacy is the ultimate, though. If you can get a consistent group to play all the games, it’s ****ing wild.
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08-23-2021 , 11:03 AM
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Originally Posted by Tom Ames
Railroads and Utilities is not a profitable strategy.
I don't have railroads, but some utilities in my investments. They're dong ok. Nothing spectacular, just solid.

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Originally Posted by R*R
41 if you count Toronto.
Toronto is how New York was supposed to turn out--the 'big city' of the country, only it's pretty clean and has nice people.
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08-23-2021 , 11:30 AM
When anyone uses the phrase or derivation of "on so many levels" when they actually mean it works on exactly one additional non literal level.

eg, Person 1 says: "He's working underneath her" Person 2 says "oh that's wrong on so many levels".

Like...ok I get it. There's a potential double entendre there. There are not "so many" levels to it.

It shouldn't piss me off because it's become a relatively accepted way of pointing out a double entendre and it's always clear exactly what the person means. I just hate it.
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08-23-2021 , 11:34 AM
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Originally Posted by grando1.0
I cannot get over the fact that people will consciously pay $30 for the game of Monopoly. It might be the worst ****ing game ever, it's completely broken, takes forever, everyone hates it, it never gets finished - but everyone has it. Worst. Game. Ever.
Great addition. Go to whoever you live with or are friends with and ask if they want to play Monopoly. Zero people will ever give you a "hell yea, I was hoping you'd ask, I'm psyched for some monopoly action". Usually it's a sigh and "well I guess its better than doing nothing"
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08-23-2021 , 01:13 PM
My phone got dunked while kayaking yesterday, and is now non-functional. This actually doesn't piss me off (it does, some, but **** happens.), but what really gets me is how f'ing dependent I am on this stupid device.
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08-23-2021 , 01:27 PM
It pisses me off that a kayaker didn't have a phone in a waterproof bag. No disrespect, but I don't respect you.

Spoiler:
j/k about the second part
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08-23-2021 , 01:30 PM
First time kayaker, thought a zip-top bag would suffice. Instead, it appears to suck water in, and that pisses me off.

Next on my Amazon search is an actual waterproof bag, after I get a new phone.
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08-23-2021 , 03:06 PM
a zip lock should work fine. or two if worried. but if phone gets wet just do not turn it on to see if it works. thats what kills it.
just put it in front of a fan and leave it off for a day to dry out. most times that will work.
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08-23-2021 , 03:11 PM
I read on youtube you can just microwave a wet phone for a few minutes to dry it out.
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08-23-2021 , 05:53 PM
Saw a billboard advertising a poetry slam.

Them two words do not belong together
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08-23-2021 , 06:00 PM
Saw and billboard?
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08-23-2021 , 06:19 PM
Saw and Advertising
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08-23-2021 , 06:25 PM
when you get it in with 98% ott in a multiway all in and pt4 doesn't track the aiev correctly so it just shows a -100bb yellow line loss. not at all tilted about getting 2 outed, tilted af about it not tracking correctly though lol
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08-23-2021 , 06:58 PM
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Originally Posted by golddog
I don't have railroads, but some utilities in my investments. They're dong ok. Nothing spectacular, just solid.
Solid dong for maximum utility, eh?
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08-23-2021 , 07:05 PM
Is that what is meant by pulling a train?
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08-23-2021 , 07:26 PM
Damn he's getting railroaded
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08-23-2021 , 07:28 PM
He said no railroads, so I presume not.

Last edited by Garick; 08-23-2021 at 07:28 PM. Reason: My pony. It is slow.
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08-23-2021 , 08:26 PM
the texas power investments this winter must have left him hanging
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08-23-2021 , 09:12 PM
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Originally Posted by REDeYeS00
the texas power investments this winter must have left him hanging
Talk about someone's investments going off the rails ...
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08-23-2021 , 09:16 PM
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Originally Posted by Garick
Solid dong for maximum utility, eh?
Not at mt age.
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08-23-2021 , 09:20 PM
perhaps a pharmaceutical investment is in your future?
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08-24-2021 , 03:03 AM
There is a whole thread about that:


https://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/3...t-now-1619624/
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