"things that shouldn't piss you off, but do"

also, pretty clearly joking to some extent.

props to the guy talking about the ol' vegan-switcheroo where you have to track down a restaurant that specifically has "vegan options" even though they're 1 of 10 people.

People who pull way over to the left when they're getting ready to take a right turn, as if they're driving a ****ing tractor-trailer or something.

Being told how good Tim Teebow is.
People who almost come to a dead stop when turning.

This and THIS.

Plus, people who refuse to make a right turn into the slow lane when there's 2 lanes available and traffic solely in the fast lane. Old people around here will set for 5-10 minutes, ez until the entire road in PERFECTLY CLEAR FOR MILES before turning right. WTF.

I dunna get it at all. Are you paying cash and unhappy that you have comparatively empty lanes to use? Or using fastpass and still pissed off by this even though it probably means less traffic for you past the toll? I know it "shouldn't, but does"...but...why?

It sure as hell wouldn't piss me off if a dozen vehicles agreed to pull over to the side of the road and let me by--I might even buy them some doughnuts.

Doctors. Bunch of fancy-pants *******s who just cannot leave well enough alone. Realized today that I'm actually more irritated talking to doctors than lawyers.

I'm pretty sure I get "delta bravo." But what's "whiskey tango" stand for?

white trash

Another American that hates Canada...(i'm not sure why, but most Americans piss me off)

Stupid people and ******s that say 'take it eas' instead of easy.

The guy who brings his own putter to a putt-putt course.

Going to concerts and seeing idiots hold their phones and little ****ty cameras up to record the show. Your recording devices have super ****ty microphones dumbasses!

people who use "quality" as a synonym for "good."

Wasn't very clear there. I have a fastpass and just roll on through. It's the people that sit in the longest cash only lane, when there are 2 or 3 other cash only lanes open with way less cars in them. They just need to switch lanes to get through quicker, yet they don't.

Yesssss.

Whatever you say hoss.

The drunk 30something woman who said 20 times on Feb 29 "It's my birthday, I'm 9"

Is it wrong for me to get tilted at people who refuse to put shopping carts in the designated shopping cart holders? At the grocery stores around here you're never more than 30 seconds away from one, and putting carts where they belong makes parking easier for everyone and prevents scratches/dents on cars.

I recently saw a car parked next door to my friends house that had a huge VEGAN sticker on the rear window and thought that was pretty douchey.

Passive aggression.

It's really no more douchey than all the "People Eating Tasty Animals" bumper stickers out there.

Grocery Shopping
People who don't observe the rules of the road while pushing a shopping cart.

-pull over to the right if you need to check something out.
-observe the general speed limit in crowded aisles
-look at the intersections...don't just come barreling out.

People who eat more than one sample.
People who fill their cart full of pretentious and/or organic food..but then get plastic bags.
People with children and too much junk food in their carts.
People who ride up too close with their cart behind me while in the checkout line.
People who don't put the little divider up for the next person in line, especially if it is difficult for them to reach.
People who don't make any effort to get out of the way if you're carrying something heavy.

Worked in a supermarket for a year. Put back maybe 5-10 carts in that time. Guess it helps when you have to put in a 2$ or 4$ coin(adjusted currency) or a special coin.

People who post pictures of their boring food on Facebook.

IMO these are even worse because it's more likely that in addition to the P.E.T.A. sticker they also put things like "F*** Your Prius" on the back window of a four door, long bed, four wheel drive truck sitting on 56" tires with gaudy chrome wheels (this truck has never been off road, mind you) that gets 4mpg, a truck which they took out a huge loan in order to purchase. Then they complain about gas prices.