Men that refer to their wife as "the wife". That is how you might refer to your dog, cat, snake, gerbil, ferret or whatever pet you have but your wife needs a bit more respect. So your wife should be politely referred as my wife rather than the wife.
For any males that need more clarification, think to yourself and decide whether you would prefer your wife referred to you as the husband or my husband.
A bit nitty on my part maybe but then again I do all I can to keep the utmost civility and speak the Queen's english when appropriate.
So **** off please if you don't agree with me.
This is a great one. I can't stand "the wife" or "hubby." It's just.... wrong.
Men that refer to their wife as "the wife". That is how you might refer to your dog, cat, snake, gerbil, ferret or whatever pet you have but your wife needs a bit more respect. So your wife should be politely referred as my wife rather than the wife.
For any males that need more clarification, think to yourself and decide whether you would prefer your wife referred to you as the husband or my husband.
A bit nitty on my part maybe but then again I do all I can to keep the utmost civility and speak the Queen's english when appropriate.
So **** off please if you don't agree with me.
Hearing "the wife" always made me sense that the person felt she was this obligation he had instead of the love of his life who he willingly and actively chose to share the rest of his life with.
All I know at this point is that you're a real sweetheart and someone who pisses me off. So luckily, you get to be included as a topic of this thread if anyone wants to bother with you.
I already told you why I don't like the wife comment so don't ask again or follow up with lame conjectures.
The only thing Canucks do with respect to Moose is eat their blood dripping venison in the middle of
a freezing cold winter storm on the frozen tundra as they read prose by Farley Mowat.
Oh man, you should watch his vlogs, you'd understand the joke much better. It's like he forgot his wife's name so he says "the wifey" every 3 minutes
Couldn't last a full minute in this one, got to 0:40. Also, look at the title of the vlog.
I grew up playing hockey with mostly Canadians so I probably play a little too fast and loose with the insults. Never played soggy biscuit but do have plenty of moose cock jokes and have literally seen a goalie from Montreal skate to fight another goalie because he was from Ottawa
Also, the pubic television network up in Maine where half my family lives literally had a Canadian comedy duo with a regular show that I swear were the inspiration for the Bob and Doug Mackenzie. I don't remember much but a lot of dad jokes usually involving, beer, fishing, hunting and moose and until I started playing hockey that was my interaction with Canada
Why do people say "in person" when speaking of meeting someone?
In the OOT Poker thread, someone mentioned Mike Matusow and I posted about thinking he was an ass until I met him and I almost typed met him in person.
If you meet someone, of course it is in person!
Last edited by Doc T River; 08-19-2019 at 09:19 AM.
Reason: I don't really know you, but I hope we can relate.....
It’s a rainy Saturday afternoon, you are flipping thru the guide and you see oh The Karate Kid is on. So you go fix yourself a nice hot roast beef sandwich. You prep the sourdough bread, the cheddar cheese, horseradish maybe you make a side dish to go with it. Go down stairs to the basement fridge to grab yourself a beer to get ready to settle in and watch one of your favorite movies.
You get to the couch, put the plate on the coffee table, adjust the pillows put your beer on a coaster and you are ready to rock and roll. You turn to The Karate Kid, you pick up the sandwich take a nice juicy bite and then you hit Enter on the remote and just as you are tasting this delicious lunch you made, you see MOTHER****ING Jaden Smith on your screen and not Ralph Macchio! ****!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It’s a rainy Saturday afternoon, you are flipping thru the guide and you see oh The Karate Kid is on. So you go fix yourself a nice hot roast beef sandwich. You prep the sourdough bread, the cheddar cheese, horseradish maybe you make a side dish to go with it. Go down stairs to the basement fridge to grab yourself a beer to get ready to settle in and watch one of your favorite movies.
You get to the couch, put the plate on the coffee table, adjust the pillows put your beer on a coaster and you are ready to rock and roll. You turn to The Karate Kid, you pick up the sandwich take a nice juicy bite and then you hit Enter on the remote and just as you are tasting this delicious lunch you made, you see MOTHER****ING Jaden Smith on your screen and not Ralph Macchio! ****!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hey, that was one of the two movies he was good in.
Last edited by Doc T River; 08-19-2019 at 11:04 AM.
Reason: The Pursuit of Hapyness being the other.
Hearing "the wife" always made me sense that the person felt she was this obligation he had instead of the love of his life who he willingly and actively chose to share the rest of his life with.
I figured it was generally used in an ironic sense, to mean the opposite of this, especially by people who consider, or at one time considered, themselves to be outside of typical social norms.
Men that refer to their wife as "the wife". That is how you might refer to your dog, cat, snake, gerbil, ferret or whatever pet you have but your wife needs a bit more respect. So your wife should be politely referred as my wife rather than the wife.
For any males that need more clarification, think to yourself and decide whether you would prefer your wife referred to you as the husband or my husband.
A bit nitty on my part maybe but then again I do all I can to keep the utmost civility and speak the Queen's english when appropriate.
So **** off please if you don't agree with me.
MY brother in law refers to his wife as "The General". I get a kick out of it every time.
My boss writing a guide for a rare medication that says "product must be clear and colorless to light yellow and opalescent". I'm sitting there with a $10,000 drug in my hands that i have to decide whether to approve or toss based on me knowing what opalescent means (which i didn't).