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05-28-2019 , 12:37 AM
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Originally Posted by electricladylnd
When I see people that are not well off, like a somewhat dirty 35 year old man riding a BMX bike around town that has great hair, way better than mine.
If you don't wash your hair, it doesn't fall out. That's what I learned from Seinfeld.
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05-28-2019 , 01:29 AM
I just say "bless you" to anyone that does some random bodily thing.

Cough? Bless you.

Sneeze? Bless you.

Smile? Bless you.

Cry? Bless you

Fart? Bless you

Wink? Bless you

If they do it again...

Spoiler:
bless you and f you sound the same
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05-28-2019 , 03:24 PM
I always say 'gesundheit' and if they sneeze again, 'quit it'.
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05-28-2019 , 05:23 PM
That El D doesn't post anymore.
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05-31-2019 , 09:25 PM
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Originally Posted by JayTeeMe
no

It's essentially "59 or more".

But why even describe it like that? How many ways are there?

If it’s 59, say 59
If it’s 60, say 60.
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05-31-2019 , 09:53 PM
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Originally Posted by Tom Ames
If I say "Bless you" and they sneeze again, I will usually make some comment which depends upon how well I know them and their sense of humor. Comments range from "Goodness," "Holy cow," "Dayum," to "Holy ****," etc.
I do the same, but if I know someone well then my 2nd comment is almost always, "Shut up."
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05-31-2019 , 10:01 PM
You guys should try "well, that didn't work" for the second comment.
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06-01-2019 , 02:45 AM
The Politics forum being axed. All it did was rile me up anyway...
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06-01-2019 , 02:47 AM
But it's still there. Just in a new improved form!
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06-01-2019 , 02:56 AM
Mark_K for pointing that out to me...
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06-01-2019 , 09:05 PM
When you go to a store and the clerk/cashier/customer service person/whatever gives you a sincere sounding and firm "Hello, how are you?" and I answer "Hi, I'm good. How are you?" and they just say Absolutely Nothing, just a Bert (& Ernie) stare while they wait for me to say what I want/need.

I get that you're forced to say "Hello, how are you?" but you ****ing suck at customer service if you can't say "I'm good, thanks for asking." to complete the verbal exchange.

/rant
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06-02-2019 , 07:12 AM
What kind of psychopath asks how a customer service employee is doing? They're doing bad.
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06-02-2019 , 03:01 PM
suzzer go suck somewhere else.

Actually, lets just contain you. You are hereby CONTAINED
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06-02-2019 , 03:12 PM
this song has always pissed me off
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06-02-2019 , 03:16 PM
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06-02-2019 , 03:22 PM
<3 lbr
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06-03-2019 , 08:56 PM
I posted some objectively good pics from the zoo and only got, like, 10 likes on them.
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06-03-2019 , 10:00 PM
wireless earbuds
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06-03-2019 , 11:19 PM
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Originally Posted by DoctorZangief
I posted some objectively good pics from the zoo and only got, like, 10 likes on them.
You should post them here and see how many likes you get.
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06-04-2019 , 12:03 AM


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06-04-2019 , 12:06 AM
That snake picture is pretty cool. Didn't that gorilla die awhile ago?
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06-04-2019 , 12:07 AM
Nice photos.
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06-04-2019 , 12:23 AM
Photos are nice. Would click like button.
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06-04-2019 , 06:58 AM
Yeah I have terrible friends. No that's not Koko. It's a sad male they're separating from the group for being too uppity.
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06-04-2019 , 07:22 AM
Snake one is good. The other two are meh.
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