FYP.

"crinkle cut"

Someone posting on FB asking about a fatal accident in the area, using the cheerful party balloons background.

So glad I never joined FB but pisses me off that other people use it.

I've made a lot of connections through various groups there - especially on my big driving trip through Latin America, and it's a great way to keep in touch with old friends and family. It's not just selfies and narcissism.

Twitter otoh I'd probably be much better off without.

I only use FB for a couple of groups and on Twitter I think I pretty much only follow reporters.

I can open Twitter and be caught up on the news in 10 minutes.

I open twitter and am in a blind rage within a minute. Sometimes I try to delete my political follows. But then my sports, hunor and programming follows inevitably retweet political stuff.

Yes, the storms were "targeting" those 40 million people.


my tv being on that channel when I turned it on should definitely piss me off though

Look here mofo, I didnt say it WAS rocket science
but maybe Im just stupid and dont understand.

So break it down for me like Im 5 years old.

I revile autocorrect, particularly when it “fixes” fancy-pants words I want to use by changing them into simple words understood by ordinary people.

“Very unique”

I revile twitter and I am very sure it infuriates me faster than it infuriates you.

That my Dad used the descriptor "one armed paper-hanger" and I got the gist, but had to look up the reference.

Leave your antiqued references on the door handle.

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This take is ...

Vill,

Go piss up a rope. Or, on of my dad’s other favorites, go take a flying fcuk at a rolling doughnut.

Best

HT

Ps you mean antiquated. Antiqued means something a little different.

Kid, if you're gonna do it, do it right.

Not the one I heard.

Yes, I did. That darn autocorrect!!

People that refer to their birthday as cake day.

There is American Sign Language and British Sign Language.

So I scored floor tickets to the big basketball game. But every time there was a play run on the closer side of the court, the ref would stand right in front of me, blocking my view.

Pretty sure this shouldn't piss me off, because, well, floor tickets to the big game. Can I really complain that my view is blocked by a participant in the game? But it did, and I did.

There's a KC Chiefs podcast I listen to where one of the guys does this constantly and it drives me nuts. Typical back and forth:

Ryan: So that Justin--

Chris (interrupting): Honestly,

Ryan: --Houston contract--

Chris (interrupting again): Honestly,

Ryan: --is interesting in that... ok Chris?

Chris: Honestly, if you want my opinion--

Ryan (interrupts Chris now): Of course we do Chris, we always value your opinion.

Chris: Well whatever, I just know my mentions on twitter are going to blow up after this, but honestly, if you want my opinion--

Seth (other host): Chrisssssss, we always value your opinion.

Chris: Oh yeah. Sure. But honestly, if you want my opinion--

(silence as Chris waits to be interrupted again)

Chris (resumes): --if you want my opinion? Bottom line, at the end of the day, I don't see how the Chiefs can pay Justin Houston $21 million this year. That's all I'm saying. I know my mentions are going to blow up. But I just don't see it. That's just my opinion, take it for what it's worth.

(silence because literally no Chiefs pundit or high-info Chiefs fan thinks they're going to pay $21M if Houston won't renegotiate)


GAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why on earth would you listen to that?