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03-21-2019 , 11:21 PM
It’s Tuh-RON-toe
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03-21-2019 , 11:51 PM
lol if you're from Michigan, maybe. It's Trawna.


Last edited by DoctorZangief; 03-22-2019 at 12:06 AM.
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03-22-2019 , 11:53 AM
Lol at the implication (because it's true) that the only time an American might mention Toronto is in the context of professional sports.
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03-22-2019 , 01:42 PM
Why do Torontonians pronounce two "n"s? And how do they do it within one syllable? Do they all have some sort of a weird speech impediment?
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03-22-2019 , 01:47 PM
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Originally Posted by Didace
Why do Torontonians pronounce two "n"s? And how do they do it within one syllable? Do they all have some sort of a weird speech impediment?
It's three syllables. One "n" ends the second syllable and one starts the third.
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03-22-2019 , 01:52 PM
That's not what DZ's little chart says.
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03-22-2019 , 08:10 PM
to-ronno. live like 45 mins from toronno
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03-23-2019 , 10:22 AM
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Originally Posted by Minimalist
Lol at the implication (because it's true) that the only time an American might mention Toronto is in the context of professional sports.
When else would Americans mention it? When being quizzed on Canadian province capitals?
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03-23-2019 , 12:03 PM
This may be a repeat: when Finland gets counted as Scandinavia. Scandinavia is Denmark, Sweden and Norway full stop. No iceland, no Faroe Islands, and certainly no Finland. Coincidentally with the latest bit of Torono talk, the latest example I read was in a scouting report of the Dallas Stars and their "Scandanavian" core on D which consists of a Swede and two Finns.
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03-23-2019 , 05:14 PM
You still have the freedom (soon to be revoked I'm sure) to pronounce TOE-RAN-TOE any damn way you please. And Canadians can just sit on it.
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03-24-2019 , 11:43 AM
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Originally Posted by Hired Goons2
This may be a repeat: when Finland gets counted as Scandinavia. Scandinavia is Denmark, Sweden and Norway full stop. No iceland, no Faroe Islands, and certainly no Finland. Coincidentally with the latest bit of Torono talk, the latest example I read was in a scouting report of the Dallas Stars and their "Scandanavian" core on D which consists of a Swede and two Finns.
I just googled this. First hit is wikipedia which says it can also include Iceland and Finland.

I pronounce this debunked.
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03-24-2019 , 01:13 PM
That's probably why it shouldn't piss him off.
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03-26-2019 , 01:11 PM
When ya gotta go, ya gotta go...

A dentist who seats a patient in the chair, secures the bib, then excuses themself to the bathroom for enough time to make what number they're doing debatable (1 or 2 for those counting). Then the patient refuses service upon the dentists return, and reschedules.

Dentist
"What do you mean you have to reschedule? You already have the bib on."

Patient
"Something came up..."

Dentist
"An emergency?"

Patient
"No, a little vomit"

Last edited by btc; 03-26-2019 at 01:16 PM.
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03-26-2019 , 04:39 PM
Having to acknowledge someone by first initial, middle name.
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03-26-2019 , 07:16 PM
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Originally Posted by DoctorZangief
lol if you're from Michigan, maybe. It's Trawna.

So to the locals, the second T is silent??

And they're called Torontonians?
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03-27-2019 , 03:22 PM
Oddly enough, I've always pronounced it as the third pronunciation. I blame growing up in SE PA where many Ns and Ts disappear randomly, e.g., SCRAN-in for Scranton.
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03-27-2019 , 08:09 PM
Imitation Bacon Bits are made from TVP (“textured vegetable protein”, which means soy) that has been flavored and colored. Most have liquid smoke added to them as well. They are what is called an “analog food”, just like veggie mince.


I think that actually should piss everyone off!

So, Never Mind!
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03-28-2019 , 03:32 PM
Automatic power windows, all the way down all the way up all the way down all the way up down down just a little bit down just a little bit all the way up all the way down up a little up up up all the way up down justa little down down all the way down all the way up all the way down all the way up down down down perfect.
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03-28-2019 , 03:35 PM
Hotels that have the fart fan and light on the same switch in the bathroom. I want to listen to the ball game while deucing.
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03-28-2019 , 03:45 PM
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Originally Posted by brandoncla
Automatic power windows, all the way down all the way up all the way down all the way up down down just a little bit down just a little bit all the way up all the way down up a little up up up all the way up down justa little down down all the way down all the way up all the way down all the way up down down down perfect.
Pisses me off as well, but I believe that it should. There is no excuse for those switches to work like that.
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03-28-2019 , 06:54 PM
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Originally Posted by brandoncla
Automatic power windows, all the way down all the way up all the way down all the way up down down just a little bit down just a little bit all the way up all the way down up a little up up up all the way up down justa little down down all the way down all the way up all the way down all the way up down down down perfect.
So much this. I've even asked the dealership to turn that **** off, lol. I think at some point I'm going to just buy a regular switch and change it out for the drivers window.
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03-29-2019 , 09:15 AM
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Originally Posted by btc
Having to acknowledge someone by first initial, middle name.

L. Ron?
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03-29-2019 , 10:23 AM
I don't understand. You pull the switch little bit, the window goes down manual. You pull the switch all the way, it automatically goes down all the way.

Am I missing something?
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03-29-2019 , 11:21 AM
You push the switch on my car and many others, and some switches are more sensitive than others. If you don't have a problem with yours, then consider yourself #blessed!

Spoiler:
#pissedoff yet?
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03-29-2019 , 12:14 PM
Why is it even needed? Exactly how much energy per drive are you saving by not having to hold the window switch down that WHOLE ENTIRE COUPLE OF SECONDS? Can you now spend an extra hour playing catch with your kid because you're not all worn out by having to hold that pesky window button down for what, three seconds, maybe? Is it supposed to help you not be a distracted driver? **** that. I'm wayyyy more distracted running my goddamned window up and down when I only want to open it a few inches.
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