Ik you're kidding, but my concern is how old the kid will be when he gets out of prison. He should be an adult by then but I think it's much more likely he will still be in diapers.
You might want to look up rights of the father in rape situations. There are states where fathers can fight an abortion, even if they are convicted of rape to conceive the kid. It's not inconceivable dude gets custody.
Oh, also the guys who either use a urinal with their hands on their hips as though they’re extremely proud of their piss or the ones who lean on the wall or the divider. You’re peeing for less than one minute and you can’t stand up that long? If drunk, I’m more understanding but if the guy is sober, there’s no excuse.
Pretty sure putting one hand on the wall in front of you at the urinal is a prison pro-tip. If someone comes up behind you and wants to bounce your head off the wall you have a chance to mitigate this.
Chatty Uber drivers is a tough one. On the one hand shallow conversation with strangers tilts me. On the other hand...sitting in pure silence with a stranger for >5 minutes leads to the “crap, this guy is an ax murderer” type thoughts.
Pretty sure putting one hand on the wall in front of you at the urinal is a prison pro-tip. If someone comes up behind you and wants to bounce your head off the wall you have a chance to mitigate this.
Hmm...maybe. I work with criminals all day so I can ask them about it. They make it sound like you have your own steel bowl in your cell. So unless you’re worried about your celly getting to you, I don’t know why you would do this. I’ll find out, though. Maybe it depends on the jail/prison.
When someone in the same line with me at the grocery store looks at my items on the conveyor belt. Yes, I have avocados, garlic, and lime. My items are far superior to your prepackaged jello pudding snack packs and loaf of white bread! You should feel bad.
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The part in Goodnight Moon where she rhymes moon with moon.