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Meh. Just because it's a thread of ridiculous views doesn't mean you can't get called out for having ridiculous views. I think Avocados are Satan's Pear and stay far away from them personally and professionally. Come at me bro.

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09-17-2018 , 08:41 PM

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golddog

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Originally Posted by Garick

As in, "the fact that Bob paid $8K for a wheelie board not only shows that he's an idiot, it also begs the question 'where did that loser get the $8K in the first place?'"

Wait, I'm confused. So it should piss us off that Bob spent $8K on a wheelie board?

**** Bob. A fool and his money are lucky enough to get together in the first place.

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09-18-2018 , 01:49 AM

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Originally Posted by lonely_but_rich

I don't mind bicycles on the road, as long as they're alongside the prone body of a cyclist.

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09-18-2018 , 01:50 AM

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jalfrezi

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Originally Posted by kerowo

cyclists.

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09-18-2018 , 11:31 AM

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Minimalist

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Brits who move to the US permanently, but refuse to speak American English.

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09-18-2018 , 12:27 PM

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cs3

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When people use the term "backpacking" to refer to travelling leisurely through cities without doing any actual hiking, or even walking, especially in Europe.

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09-18-2018 , 12:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Howard Treesong

girls are dumb and clueless

shame on you

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Originally Posted by kerowo

I think Avocados are Satan's Pear and stay far away from them personally and professionally. Come at me bro.

Your life is already sad enough if you think that, no need to pile on by coming at you.

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Originally Posted by cs3

When people use the term "backpacking" to refer to travelling leisurely through cities without doing any actual hiking, or even walking, especially in Europe.

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Backpacking is a form of low-cost, independent travel. It includes the use of a backpack that is easily carried for long distances or long periods of time; the use of public transport; inexpensive lodging such as youth hostels; often a longer duration of the trip when compared with conventional vacations; and typically an interest in meeting locals as well as seeing sights.

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09-18-2018 , 01:14 PM

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cs3

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Chop,

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Originally Posted by chopstick

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Lol the definition you used has the word "travel" right in the title!

Just because someone is carrying a backpack does not mean they are "backpacking"!

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09-18-2018 , 01:28 PM

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Didace

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Originally Posted by kerowo

I think Avocados are Satan's Pear and stay far away from them personally and professionally. Come at me bro.

I can get behind this.

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09-18-2018 , 02:44 PM

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Johnny Truant

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Satan's pears sound good to me tho.

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09-18-2018 , 03:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Johnny Truant

Satan's pears sound good to me tho.

Personally or professionally?

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09-18-2018 , 03:33 PM

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chopstick

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"thank you for allowing me the opportunity to assist you"

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09-18-2018 , 06:53 PM

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Rexx14

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Satan's pears are extremely delicious so as to tempt all us lowly mortals into gorging on them.

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09-18-2018 , 10:08 PM

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My cousin in San Diego has a Satan's Pear tree in his back yard that puts off huge, very delicious pears. Heading out there for November and December, yum!

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09-19-2018 , 03:10 PM

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waitstaff bringing a lone bottled drink to the table using a tray

"bonus points if you.."

when new owners want to rename dogs

"so honored/privileged to be.." (insert exceedingly minor humblebrag)

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09-19-2018 , 03:30 PM

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Johnny Truant

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When people share something in a group setting and start with “I just want to say...”

No real alternative, tho.

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09-19-2018 , 03:40 PM

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I just wanna dance.

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09-19-2018 , 04:22 PM

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proudfootz

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Originally Posted by chopstick

when new owners want to rename dogs

You're right - this shouldn't piss you off. So many pet owners give their animals stupid and embarrassing names.

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09-19-2018 , 05:47 PM

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txdome

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Nobody owns a dog. Or their dog's name.

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09-19-2018 , 11:53 PM

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wait

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when people mouth words without sound

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09-20-2018 , 08:06 PM

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Order a large container of coleslaw at the deli counter, woman fills it 3/4 and is about to seal the container and I say 'fill it up, please.' She puts in a tiny bit more. I say 'more.' She puts in a tiny bit more, plenty of room to go. I say 'that's fine' while thinking there's a reason people work at the deli counter and not at Google.