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08-16-2018 , 01:03 PM
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Originally Posted by Bighurt52235
Including Girl Scout Cookies?
Especially them primarily because they try to hit you up as you ENTER the store instead of waiting until you are on the way out. I have ZERO interest in buying a few boxes of cookies and having to carry them around the store while I do my shopping.

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Add petitioners/vote registration folk to the list.
Don't see a lot of the registration people, but the petitions are truly bad since so few of them are well-written and it is clear they won't do anything meaningful.
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08-16-2018 , 01:05 PM
Or simply have a list if approved names parents can choose from, like the French did (do?).
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08-16-2018 , 01:27 PM
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Originally Posted by chopstick
When I am put in charge of the world, one of my first acts will be to disallow parents from choosing their children's names.
Who is picking their names then? Please don't say the kids themselves?
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08-16-2018 , 02:07 PM
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Originally Posted by michelle227
Especially them primarily because they try to hit you up as you ENTER the store instead of waiting until you are on the way out. I have ZERO interest in buying a few boxes of cookies and having to carry them around the store while I do my shopping.
The rule is to only hit people on up on the way out, not the way in. Since you're in the Austin area, if you want several boxes, my daughters will personally deliver them, and you won't be hassled.
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08-16-2018 , 03:19 PM
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Originally Posted by Johnny Truant
On that front, the way overdone joke of saying "that's some good ****" when smoking weed.


OMGGGG this.
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08-16-2018 , 04:04 PM
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Originally Posted by foatie
Bottom-tier Millenials that name their kids after gods in Greek mythology. You'll know if you ever encounter this in public, they make sure to scream their names loud enough for everyone to hear. Just this morning at my morning coffee stop I hear:

"Atticus! Achillies!! STOP running"
followed by this gem,
"What are your Gluten Free pastry offerings? Atticus has a gluten allergy....."

....the "real" Atticus wouldn't be such a pussy. I'm on tilt.
This reminds me of something I heard from a childcare worker in Germany. She said (in German) the way things are going with names it won't be long before I find myself telling some kid, 'Legolas, let go of the legos.'

Which is much funnier in German. "Logolas lass die Legos los."
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08-16-2018 , 05:29 PM
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Originally Posted by Garick
This reminds me of something I heard from a childcare worker in Germany. She said (in German) the way things are going with names it won't be long before I find myself telling some kid, 'Legolas, let go of the legos.'

Which is much funnier in German. "Logolas lass die Legos los."
In English, you would say, "Leggo the Legos, Legolas," so about the same I would say.
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08-16-2018 , 07:37 PM
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Originally Posted by bgrif
Children from privileged parents, putting up a lemonade stand in in front of their upper class McMansion.

Celebrities serving food at homeless shelters at Thanksgiving.

Homeless people saying God Bless after receiving money.

Any and all ribbons worn by NFL players (and other pro sports), symbolizing a charity movement that the group has decided to push.

NFL mainly, but other sports, as well, where someone is surprised by a family member from the armed forces, who comes home and appears at halftime of the event. This is a total scam, paid for by the armed forces to push the narrative and help with recruiting.

People who see a policeman, fire fighter, or serviceman, and interject "thank you for your service" at any time. I have seen people having a debate, where one side first said: "first of all, thank you for your service", before attacking the other one's ideas. Was having lunch two days ago and two sheriffs were finishing their lunch (chain grocery store where you can have grab lunch in a line, then eat it with others in the store). They stood up and were heading to put their trash in the bin.....the guy next to me tells them..."thank you for your service". They give a token half nod, as they had never even noticed the guy before that. The guy then tells his co-worker that he generally is not a fan of law enforcement, but......

Cashiers at grocery stores (mainly grocery stores) who have personal conversations with customers about anything involving the cashier's personal life. "My husband and I are going to Cancun".

People digging for correct change, usually in their purse....digging for 8 cents, instead of just getting their change back.
That's a pretty solid collection.
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08-16-2018 , 08:29 PM
if i have a son he shall be named Legolas
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08-16-2018 , 09:21 PM
And he shall be a good man.
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08-16-2018 , 09:33 PM
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Originally Posted by Minimalist
And he shall be a good elf.
FYP
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08-16-2018 , 11:00 PM
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Originally Posted by Rexx14
I tend to think this should annoy you. Even more infuriating is cashiers asking for donations.
Stores without self-checkout.
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08-17-2018 , 12:01 AM
Cornrows.


Manny Machado reminded me how much this pisses me off when he took his hat off the other night. Immediately makes me assume the person is dumber and more douchey than I would think if I saw that person with any other hair style.

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08-17-2018 , 08:51 AM
when dumb **** in OOT doesn't get called out.
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08-17-2018 , 08:55 AM
People using apparently/evidently/allegedly interchangeably and wrong.
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08-17-2018 , 08:58 AM
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Originally Posted by DoctorZangief
when dumb **** in OOT doesn't get called out.
It did. We still took you back.

Last edited by de captain; 08-17-2018 at 08:59 AM. Reason: Allegedly
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08-17-2018 , 09:46 AM
Putting The in front of highway numbers. ****ing California! It's not The 5, it's Interstate 5 or just plain 5 ffs. You don't exit off of The 5 onto The Main St then take a left on The Elm St do you? NO. YOU DON'T.
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08-17-2018 , 11:25 AM
When I’m waiting for a package for days and refreshing the fedex website on delivery day and not getting updates after “5am out for delivery” until suddenly “delivered” a half hour ago and I missed the arrival. But it’s not anything I am going to use right now anyway.
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08-17-2018 , 01:24 PM
Posters that spew babble just to increase their post count*.


* Yeah, I'm guilty.**


** Posters that use footnotes (like BTM2) to make themselves appear smarter than the average bear.
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08-17-2018 , 01:30 PM
+1 machado's hairdo. it's been bad for a while
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08-17-2018 , 01:59 PM
live music in restaurants

please stfu I'm trying to eat here
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08-17-2018 , 02:02 PM
Oh man, the mariachi guys at Mexican restaurants, that you have to pay to get them to leave your table, are the worst!
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08-17-2018 , 02:18 PM
Adjusting window blinds.
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08-17-2018 , 03:17 PM
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Originally Posted by chopstick
live music in restaurants

please stfu I'm trying to eat here
Agreed, but I think live music is underrated in almost all situations.

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Originally Posted by marknfw
Oh man, the mariachi guys at Mexican restaurants, that you have to pay to get them to leave your table, are the worst!
That sounds awesome, but that may be because I haven't heard a live mariachi band in 15+ years.
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08-17-2018 , 04:27 PM
Mariachi bands are terrible because they are loud. And the music sucks.
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