Baltimore's rats are probably used to human flesh too after eating all those bodies Chris and Snoop left in the vacants.

Yes, pretty much anything else would be more suitable.

Actors on television or in movies "acting" drunk/high on whatever. The over-the-top delivery is especially awful considering how many of them get ****ed regularly. ****ed up people try to act normal, not out themselves as drunk/high.

On that front, the way overdone joke of saying "that's some good ****" when smoking weed.

The one driving comment i will make. You can either back into a narrow space, or back out into open space.

The narrow space is the one that's open and predictable though.

Let's move on.

Apparently acting drunk is one of the hardest things for most actors to do. Which I would say is true considering all the bad drunken acting performances I've seen over the years.

I'm surprised they wouldn't just get a bit drunk for the scene. I imagine that would help a lot.

Adults, especially parents, speaking to their children in baby/kids voices, instead of just normal conversation. Kids appreciate when adults speak to them like it is part of a normal conversation with other adults. There is no need to adjust your voice and play the silly game. A normal conversation will due....thanks.

Renowned physicist Edward Witten had a father that spoke to him like an adult.

Witten was born on August 26, 1951, in Baltimore, Maryland. He was highly intelligent as a toddler. His father, Louis W. Witten, a gravitational physicist, was talking physics with him at the age of four. His father told Jack Klaff of the Guardian, "I would talk to Ed about science the way I would talk with adults."

Any group soliciting money in front of a grocery store.

I talked to my kids like adults since they were infants but I’m not a gravitational physicist. I just ended up with smart-asses.

At least you know for sure that they're your kids.

People who post mobile links to Wikipedia or YouTube.

I just cleaned one of those armstrong wristbands out of my drawer for a kidnapping prevention charity, they got 5 bucks outta me in front of some grocery store in SD. I cant wear it and pretend I give a **** about kidnapping because its unfortunately designed.

I tend to think this should annoy you. Even more infuriating is cashiers asking for donations.

Including Girl Scout Cookies?

Add petitioners/vote vegistration folk to the list.

It is nice not to have rotting food in the home or just outside the home.

They're at the low end of the spectrum, but yes.

Einstein's parents talked baby talk to him. He ended up pretty smart

zing!!!

Nothing to be ashamed of tho. I would have been sorely disappointed if my kids didn't have at least a touch of smart ass.

Indeed, although I think Jean Claude van Damme set the bar pretty high here.

Children from privileged parents, putting up a lemonade stand in in front of their upper class McMansion.

Celebrities serving food at homeless shelters at Thanksgiving.

Homeless people saying God Bless after receiving money.

Any and all ribbons worn by NFL players (and other pro sports), symbolizing a charity movement that the group has decided to push.

NFL mainly, but other sports, as well, where someone is surprised by a family member from the armed forces, who comes home and appears at halftime of the event. This is a total scam, paid for by the armed forces to push the narrative and help with recruiting.

People who see a policeman, fire fighter, or serviceman, and interject "thank you for your service" at any time. I have seen people having a debate, where one side first said: "first of all, thank you for your service", before attacking the other one's ideas. Was having lunch two days ago and two sheriffs were finishing their lunch (chain grocery store where you can have grab lunch in a line, then eat it with others in the store). They stood up and were heading to put their trash in the bin.....the guy next to me tells them..."thank you for your service". They give a token half nod, as they had never even noticed the guy before that. The guy then tells his co-worker that he generally is not a fan of law enforcement, but......

Cashiers at grocery stores (mainly grocery stores) who have personal conversations with customers about anything involving the cashier's personal life. "My husband and I are going to Cancun".

People digging for correct change, usually in their purse....digging for 8 cents, instead of just getting their change back.

Bottom-tier Millenials that name their kids after gods in Greek mythology. You'll know if you ever encounter this in public, they make sure to scream their names loud enough for everyone to hear. Just this morning at my morning coffee stop I hear:

"Atticus! Achillies!! STOP running"
followed by this gem,
"What are your Gluten Free pastry offerings? Atticus has a gluten allergy....."

....the "real" Atticus wouldn't be such a pussy. I'm on tilt.

When I am put in charge of the world, one of my first acts will be to disallow parents from choosing their children's names.