neural network generated lists

Can you point on this doll where Netflix touched you?

Give him a pair of gloves.

People eating super smelly takeaways on an overcrowded train full of stressed out commuters.

TSPYO

Zeno,

Half caf is a pretty common order.

So it shouldn't piss him off, yet it does

Not around here. Down there, yes, it is perhaps common. Still pisses me off. But not as much as people that eat tofu. Tofu is not food, it is some alien slime cubes from outer space sent by nefarious beings to undermine all good earthling food in the name of supposed health. In actuality, it is a vile and insidious conspiracy and it is quite common that many fall for it. Like ordering half caf.

It should absolutely piss him off. Drinking half caf is like smoking low nicotine cigarettes, or drinking 40 proof whiskey or weak-ass weed or 90/10 ground beef. If you want half of a dose, you simply take half a dose.

If you feel uncomfortable asking for half a dose because of <insert whatever major malfunction you have here>, ask them to fill up the cup halfway with tofu or skimmed milk like a reasonable person.

Pretty happy that Canada got rid of the penny for this reason

Cologne.

People that pull up to a drive thru ATM and then stretch with their right arm/hand to use the machine.

good one

The tiny-font disclaimers on TV car commercials. At least today, you could freeze-frame if you really wanted to read it, but these have been around since way before that ability.

Who am I, Jeff Bezos?

I worked at a movie theater and this annoyed the **** out of me. All of my coworkers did this almost every transaction. I never once asked that crap. I hand the receipt over, if they say no, I toss it. Way easier than asking every time. I'm really not sure of the motivation to do this. Is it thought of as better customer service? Could have also been an odd form of laziness because we had to click an extra button to print receipts on cash transactions. I say odd, because hitting the button seemed a lot easier than asking a question and waiting for a response every. single. time. When I would hit the extra button and print off receipts for cash transactions, my coworkers would look at me like I had gone rogue, "Isn't he going to ask if they want it?!"

fixed

On lunch break in a nearly empty lot and this dude decides that out of all the parking spaces available he just has to park right in front of me.

VW

Parking in the shade shouldn't piss you off.

That's actually illegal in DC, heh. Thankfully.

Things that shouldn't disappoint me really:

When the worst poster in a thread vanishes and it becomes dull but productive (Vegan thread, Hunchcapping thread)

Silent letters in words.

A bin of salted-in-the-shell peanuts with a warning sign on it:

-Allergy Alert-
This product contains or may come in contact with peanuts.

That is psychotic.