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Originally Posted by amead
When fat middle aged dads say stupid stuff like "If you do anything to hurt my daughter..."
What, you're going to punch the guy if he breaks up with your daughter? He'd probably beat your ass too old man. Ooooh go get your shotgun tough guy.
In college I had a friend whose Girlfriend's dad would regularly call his cellphone with those kind of empty threats. One day in a packed dorm on a Friday night he told him "She might be your daughter, but her body belongs to me now."
The room erupted like there was a hail Mary touchdown to win the game. I don't believe the girl was back next semester.
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