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Let me handle this. I've heard 'em all.
I like you as a friend.
I think we should see other people.
I no speak English.
I'm married to the sea.
I don't wanna kill you, but I will.
And if that doesn't work, six simple words: "I'm not gay, but I'll learn."

1. He will agree to be friends hoping lapka will change her mind and pushing boundaries and acting annoying.

2. He will be excited that they are seeing each other.

3. Remember where lapka is from?

4. Interesting.

5. He will tell everyone she's a big meanie.

6. "You just need a real man, baby." (yes, this has been used on me, not when I claimed to be gay, but claimed to have a bf)

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01-20-2018 , 12:14 AM

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txdome

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 17,918

Somebody gave me a $200 gift certificate for Zappos. There is way too much **** on that site to trudge through. It is turning into a chore finding what to buy.

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01-20-2018 , 12:36 AM

#31229

MeLoveYouLongTime

Not a difficult personality

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 13,159

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Originally Posted by Bighurt52235

Why?

Late response......
I just can't do some things with my right hand. I write right handed, but I eat with my left hand and buckle/clip things with the left.

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01-20-2018 , 12:53 AM

#31230

AllBlackDan

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 6,328

Having to google every new thing I hear about

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01-20-2018 , 01:00 AM

#31231

All-inMcLovin

Wholesome Mod

Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 49,538

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Originally Posted by txdome

Somebody gave me a $200 gift certificate for Zappos. There is way too much **** on that site to trudge through. It is turning into a chore finding what to buy.

Getting any gift card that isn't amazon (which is as good as cash ldo).

Just give me the damn cash.

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01-20-2018 , 01:40 AM

#31232

SeeTheMirage

grinder

Join Date: Nov 2014 Posts: 650

Ceiling fans that use a off/high/med/low rotation instead of the standard off/low/med/high rotation

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01-20-2018 , 02:47 AM

#31233

Snoop Todd

veteran

Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 2,173

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Originally Posted by All-inMcLovin

Getting any gift card that isn't amazon (which is as good as cash ldo).

Just give me the damn cash.

Gift cards that expire are pure evil

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01-20-2018 , 03:05 AM

#31234

Nwildcat

see red

Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 1,256

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Originally Posted by SeeTheMirage

Ceiling fans that use a off/high/med/low rotation instead of the standard off/low/med/high rotation

Soooo much this

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01-20-2018 , 03:47 AM

#31235

GrindyMcGrinder

centurion

Join Date: Dec 2015 Posts: 168

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Originally Posted by lapka

Sooooo pissed off by

...

The dude who is super clingy although we sooooooo don't fit. I mean...... How can I convey it to him, that I am not interested without becoming mean? I told that I have no time and won't have any in near future for any kind of a relationship. He is still clinging to me. I don't want to spend my time with him neither as a date no as a friend. What the heck is he hoping for? Grrrrrrrrr! What am I doing wrong? I really don't know what is worse: to feel unrequited love or to have someone falling for you, without feeling even the slightest sympathy for the sufferer.

He's hoping you'll change your mind.

Don't sugar coat it. There's no way to be nice about it. Just tell him directly that you're not interested in dating or being friends.

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01-20-2018 , 09:22 AM

#31236

chopstick

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 9,158

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Originally Posted by SeeTheMirage

Ceiling fans that use a off/high/med/low rotation instead of the standard off/low/med/high rotation

This is an excellent entry. Especially since I will almost always want it on high but just don't want it to start there for some reason I do not understand.

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01-20-2018 , 10:49 AM

#31237

pvn

Guest

Posts: n/a

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Originally Posted by SeeTheMirage

Ceiling fans that use a off/high/med/low rotation instead of the standard off/low/med/high rotation

every fan I've ever used goes off/high/med/low

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01-20-2018 , 11:05 AM

#31238

Kamikam

veteran

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 2,766

Hot teens calling me Sir

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01-20-2018 , 12:16 PM

#31239

suzzer99

Save the Cheerleader, Save the World

Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 99,984

Starting on low is harder on the fan's motor. https://www.reddit.com/r/explainlike..._in_the_order/

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01-20-2018 , 01:38 PM

#31240

cs3

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 13,677

Pulling out the lint trap before I dry a load of laundry to find that there isn't any lint that needs to be removed

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01-20-2018 , 02:50 PM

#31241

Tom Ames

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Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 45,763

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Originally Posted by cs3

Pulling out the lint trap before I dry a load of laundry to find that there isn't any lint that needs to be removed

I approve of this entry!

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01-20-2018 , 03:04 PM

#31242

Heroball

temp-banned

Join Date: Sep 2016 Posts: 9,402

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Originally Posted by golfnutt

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Originally Posted by cs3

Shocking

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Originally Posted by VoraciousReader

When people don’t get Simpsons’ references.

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01-20-2018 , 03:07 PM

#31243

golfnutt

banned

Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 5,969

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Originally Posted by Heroball

When people don’t get Simpsons’ references.

The doctor said I wouldn’t have so many nose bleeds if I kept my finger in there.

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01-20-2018 , 03:25 PM

#31244

cs3

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 13,677

When contained posters break containment.

Shouldn't piss me off because it just means they are that much closer to a perma ban.

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01-20-2018 , 03:31 PM

#31245

Johnny Truant

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Join Date: Mar 2014 Posts: 8,058

I saw an article about delta changing their policy on service and emotional support animals. I didn't read it though. I wonder what it was all about.

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01-20-2018 , 03:31 PM

#31246

chopstick

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 9,158

golf is never getting permaed, would have already happened if it was ever going to. He likely has photos of the mods without their Metallica t-shirts on or some other equally potent leveraging device.

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01-20-2018 , 03:42 PM

#31247

Johnny Truant

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Mar 2014 Posts: 8,058

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Originally Posted by chopstick

laughed out loud.

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01-20-2018 , 03:46 PM

#31248

cs3

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 13,677

+1
"without their Metallica t-shirts on" had me dying

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01-20-2018 , 03:48 PM

#31249

golfnutt

banned

Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 5,969

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Originally Posted by chopstick

Gem of a post.

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01-20-2018 , 03:50 PM

#31250

lonely_but_rich

ɔarpal \ʇunnel

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 24,110

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Originally Posted by Johnny Truant

I saw an article about delta changing their policy on service and emotional support animals. I didn't read it though. I wonder what it was all about.

Golf would never fall for such a transparent bait attempt. Delta is requiring proof of vaccinations and a signed voucher that their pet can behave. It's just giving scammers, like golf, another way to milk people for money.

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