I did. Oops!

KEEP
CALM
and

imo

hells yeah!!

Sportsdads should piss you off. A lot of them are child abusers.

Well, that's quite the hot take.

No it's just stupid

Losing your fathers love because you can't hit a ball seems pretty abusive to me. I NEEDED GLASSES PA, I COULDN'T SEE!

pvn itt

if his definition of "sports dads" are the ones who call into radio stations to complain about their kids sports then its possibly close

Participation trophies

That my microwave continues to beep after I've opened the door

That my microwave makes any sound other than the final buzzer. Even then it is unnecessary. I don't need 3 beeps when I punch 130 into the timer.

Sorry but if you think sportsdads are just normal healthy people you’re part of the problem

“Abuse” can be something other than physical beating btw.

I would be interested in how you define "sports dads".

I get the feeling pvn was picked last a lot as a kid. And maybe not at all as an adult.

He lives in the South. Seems likely that they do some gross things in the name of footbaw down there.

Opening a bag of chips on the wrong end.

Getting into a wet shower, as in when all the water from someones previous shower hasn't dried up yet. Gives me a similar feeling to sitting on a warm toilet seat.

brushing up against a shower curtain

There being a maxi pad commercial during a Big 12 football game on espn. I won't make any comment on the gender of the commentator.

That I can't just be an immortal head rolling around on a cart.

"Sports dads calling in on the radio to rage against participation trophies"

if you can't piece it together from there we can't help you here in this thread

Let me give you an example. A few years back, 1st/2nd grade coach-pitch team in a crappy non-competitive rec leage. 1st grade kid with pretty decent athletic ability is playing catcher, usually he was playing infield somewhere but this coach liked to change it up and let everyone play every position (for those who don't know, catcher at this level is effectively useless, the kids can't move at all with all the gear on and there is basically never a play at the plate).

Anyway, there's suddenly a play at the plate. Miraculously the throw to the plate is on-target and in time. Kid catches the ball but doesn't make the tag in time.

The kid is just ****ing ecstatic that he made the catch. Proud as hell of himself because he ****ing knows how hard it is with all that gear and with all that pressure.
His Superjock dad (who isn't coaching or anything) is right there behind the backstop and ****ing lights his kid up. Totally berates him for missing the tag. I literally had to say something to him to get him to stop. Kid was ****ing crushed.

That's a "sports dad".

Disclosure, my kids are 11 and 13 and play competitive soccer and semi-competitive baseball.