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Originally Posted by ninetynine99
Lol wat?!?!?!?
Oh yeah, sorry; I forgot that the sanitized-bar-wipe-ritual has reduced grocery cart induced deaths by 1,076% since it was first introduced.
This confuses me. If I reduce something by 100%, I've reduced it to zero. So what does it mean to reduce deaths by 1,076%? Are we creating life by using these wipes?