Things that shouldn't piss you off, but do. - Page 1141 - Other Topics Forum - Discuss Pop Culture, Arts and Entertainment

Two Plus Two Forums 2+2 Communities Other Other Topics

Things that shouldn't piss you off, but do.

Post Reply Subscribe

...

Page 1141 of 1799

First

141 641 941 1041 1091 1121 1131 1136 1137 1138 1139 1140 1141 1142 1143 1144 1145 1146 1151 1161 1191 1241 1341 1641

Last

Page 1141 of 1799

First

141 641 941 1041 1091 1121 1131 1136 1137 1138 1139 1140 1141 1142 1143 1144 1145 1146 1151 1161 1191 1241 1341 1641

Last

07-17-2017 , 03:35 PM

#28501

kerowo

lolcat

Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 37,190

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sun Tzu

you're not considering the effects of the brain implants

You'll have the ****ty first gen Samsung ones that give a migraine if you see pink text and never upgrade or leave it on.

Quote

07-17-2017 , 03:48 PM

#28502

Didace

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 19,889

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bighurt52235

I don't like things advertised by hand. Hand scooped ice scream shakes, hand made biscuits.

Hand jobs?

Quote

07-17-2017 , 03:58 PM

#28503

Bighurt52235

I was born to eat hamburgers

Join Date: Oct 2011 Posts: 24,218

Quote:

Originally Posted by Didace

Hand jobs?

Also no. Headjobs.

Quote

07-17-2017 , 04:01 PM

#28504

Johnny Truant

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Mar 2014 Posts: 8,058

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bighurt52235

I don't like things advertised by hand. Hand scooped ice scream shakes, hand made biscuits.

Way back ITT (far enough I couldn't find it in the time I have arsed myself to allot) there was the topic of the burger place menu that instructed you to eat their burger upside down and drink their shakes edge first. Their burgers featured hand-leafed lettuce.

I have switched to hand-leafing myself since then and they ain't just whistling Dixie.

Quote

07-17-2017 , 06:03 PM

#28505

Johnny Truant

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Mar 2014 Posts: 8,058

Grass fed

Quote

07-17-2017 , 10:36 PM

#28506

ninetynine99

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 9,238

I'm pleased to repost this in the hope that it creates a bit more unwarranted rage itt:

Quote

07-17-2017 , 10:55 PM

#28507

Bighurt52235

I was born to eat hamburgers

Join Date: Oct 2011 Posts: 24,218

That hit all the marks!

Would insert Moderne burger in ass.

Quote

07-17-2017 , 10:58 PM

#28508

Cotton Hill

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 12,307

Quote:

Originally Posted by ninetynine99

I'm pleased to repost this in the hope that it creates a bit more unwarranted rage itt:

Let me review it tally up the rage meter:

Pretentious E at the end of 'modern'
"dining experience"
"hamburger culture"
kitchy instructional cartoon

Final Score

Quote

07-17-2017 , 11:20 PM

#28509

amoeba

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 20,431

How could it be moderne and classic at the same time?

Quote

07-17-2017 , 11:29 PM

#28510

ninetynine99

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 9,238

Classic Moderne obv.

Quote

07-17-2017 , 11:33 PM

#28511

dkgojackets

DKGOAT

Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 86,123

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cotton Hill

Let me review it tally up the rage meter:

Pretentious E at the end of 'modern'
"dining experience"
"classic hamburger culture"

they also ruin it with mayo by default and then tell you to eat it the wrong way

enraging

Quote

07-18-2017 , 12:09 AM

#28512

suzzer99

Save the Cheerleader, Save the World

Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 99,984

I'd try that burger place. Good burgers made with good fresh ground beef are hard to find in my neck of the woods. Everyone seems content with those semi-fast food burger stands that use frozen patties.

Quote

07-18-2017 , 12:34 AM

#28513

El Diablo

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 70,770

Suzzer,

Don't you still live in la? If so, I can't believe there aren't tons of great burger options all over the place.

Quote

07-18-2017 , 12:45 AM

#28514

Johnny Truant

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Mar 2014 Posts: 8,058

Please post the instructions on proper milkshake enjoyment!

Quote

07-18-2017 , 12:51 AM

#28515

suzzer99

Save the Cheerleader, Save the World

Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 99,984

Quote:

Originally Posted by El Diablo

Suzzer,

Don't you still live in la? If so, I can't believe there aren't tons of great burger options all over the place.

South Bay kinda blows (for burgers - lots of other great food) and I'm not driving 30 miles for a burger. The Habit is the best thing I've had around here. Haven't tried the Counter. There is one place in Hawthorne that's rated high on Yelp I will try one of these days.

Quote

07-18-2017 , 01:05 AM

#28516

ninetynine99

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 9,238

Quote:

Originally Posted by Johnny Truant

Please post the instructions on proper milkshake enjoyment!

Quote

07-18-2017 , 01:20 AM

#28517

suzzer99

Save the Cheerleader, Save the World

Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 99,984

Quote

07-18-2017 , 01:21 AM

#28518

Johnny Truant

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Mar 2014 Posts: 8,058

so good. Im going there next time I'm in Vancouver and following all those instructions.

Quote

07-18-2017 , 07:07 AM

#28519

marknfw

Gaming Commissioner

Join Date: May 2010 Posts: 13,097

$1.25 to add malt to a ****ing $6 shake is pretty annoying.

Quote

07-18-2017 , 09:50 AM

#28520

Rexx14

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Mar 2013 Posts: 7,215

Adding malt to shakes. What's that all about?

Quote

07-18-2017 , 10:01 AM

#28521

kerowo

lolcat

Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 37,190

It's then a malt shake which you drink before getting into a rumble with those disgusting high school greasers in the 50's before the advent of artificial flavors that didn't kill you.

Quote

07-18-2017 , 10:12 AM

#28522

W0X0F

sit back, relax, and enjoy the flight

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 5,830

Quote:

Originally Posted by W0X0F

Everything is just a little different over there. One of my favorites was a sign I used to see every time I flew to Manchester. There was a car wash that was apparently very proud of the fact that they washed cars by hand, without the use of mechanization. A very large sign proudly proclaimed BEST HAND JOB IN TOWN.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Westley

You don't have puns in America?

Of course we do, but if that's what this was, it's something we wouldn't see on this side of the pond, at least not on a banner using ten foot letters.

On a tangent: does it qualify as a pun? To me, it's more of a double entendre, but perhaps that's a subset of pun. I just always thought a pun was a more imaginative play on words.