Fat chicks posting about their exercise on facebook

When people ask for a "small favor"

and my own personality

I hate when professors leave a wide open invition to cheating like 24 hour take home exams that are supposed to be individual. Most people have no morals whatsoever so teachers should assume the worst and when they dont they really punish the honest students.

Can't speak to what it is like in England, but how all American soccer fans support either Man U, Arsenal or Liverpool and then talk trash about how their team is superior to your recently relegated favorite team whom you actually have a reason to support beyond the fact that they're good, which unfortunately, they're not. All the while referring to Chelsea fans as front-runners.

People who refer to soccer as "the beautiful game". Aren't you so enlightened for liking such a sport...

Fish who call shoves early on in super turbo SNGs on Full Tilt with J10 or pocket threes when you shove A9 from the button. If you're going to destroy your equity in the tournament, please do it in a manner that doesn't hurt mine as well k thanks. I know I should be happy that in the long run they will be contributing to my equity by making dumb plays, but still this type of situation tilts me a lot more than it should.

People *ahem women* who get all emotional at the mention of Darfur but couldn't explain anything about the situation there other than that its genocide.

Professors that make attendance mandatory. If attending your class is so important, won't my grade on exams reflect that? What is it to you if I miss class a few times?

Guys who talk about things like they are an authority on it when they clearly aren't.

And finally, Nickelback. You might say they should piss me off, but to the best of my knowledge I have never heard any of their music. The name alone and my perception of what their music is probably like is enough to piss me off.

When I'm standing in a fast food line and someone I'm not with and don't
know starts eating fries off their tray while they're standing at the cash register.

Hack journalists and the media adding -gate to the end of any controversy. Watergate was almost 40 ****ing years ago; you're not clever, you're not witty, just ****ing stop it please.

This definitely shouldn't annoy me or anyone else...but most bumper stickers. It's basically someone's way of announcing to the world their beliefs, or their favorite sports teams, or random crap about their family.

More specifically, the oval stickers that have 2-3 letter abbreviations referencing a beach or some other place, usually a vacation spot. PB for Pacific Beach, for example. Why in the hell should anyone care that you go to Pacific Beach, and why is it important enough to you that you must broadcast it to the world?

The other one is the little stick figure drawing stickers of someone's family, sometimes including pets. See, here's mom and dad, and next to them are some children stick figures of decreasing size, and then maybe a dog. Gee, do I really give a crap about your stick figure family? I don't even know you. What is the point of this? One chick I kinda know has this stick figure thing for her three dogs, with their names underneath. Then again she drives an Xterra and most people who drive Xterras suck at life so there is probably a correlation.

I think most bumper stickers are kinda dumb, because only like 3 in the history of time have been funny, and the rest just risk getting your car keyed by somebody on the fringe of whatever side you're not on.

The beach ones just seem like reasonable conversation starters between people who go to beaches and stuff. I wouldn't do it myself, but I can see a function to them, and it's hard to form any real objection.

Fry guy-

Are you talking about somebody eating your fries? Because that is a reason to be pissed and probably murder.

If you're talking about somebody eating their own fries, that's weird.

I'm talking about a total stranger eating their own fries.
I know it's weird, that's why I posted it in this thread.

It doesn't happen often but when someone is eating while paying or
getting change and then stuffs a handfull of fries in their mouth then
grabs their tray and heads for a seat it just bugs the crap out of me.

[ ] thing that shouldn't piss you off

I hate people who sit in their cars in a parking lot for extended periods of time even when it doesn't effect me. Just seems ghey to me that they have all the time in the world but then they drive like they're rushing their pregnant wife to the hospital.

Waiting for me to stop at a 4way stop. Go you ****ing donk I'm not going to hit you.

Anyone who says "Tony Romo is overrated". OR'LLY is that why not a single person on the planet has said he's any good in the last two years? Learn what "overrated" means.

people who call it 9-10

It pisses me off when the call him Romo the ****. wow real original.

People calling soccer "football"

I haven't played poker in awhile but I thought if the board was paired, then a straight couldn't be the nuts. Am I reading it wrong, or do you mean, like, the best possible straight for that board?

wait til you hear their music

Read again, it's clear.
He mentions the nut straight (not the nuts) on a paired board.
And in another hand a straight that was the nuts.

i know this exact intersection. i used to live there. and i completely agree, though anything involving the mass pike and 93 is the worst. route 1 is pretty bad also.

please tell me this is a lie.

grear: the official policy of 2p2 is to endorse literacy, so you're gonna have to go.

Has anyone said "chipoltay" yet?

This. It amazes me how many people don't know the ****ing right-of-way rules. They get to the intersection first and then start flashing their lights and waving you to go.

-People who feel the need to "talk shop" w/ me about what they did at the gym that day. Or hell, when people who barely go to the gym, feel the need to talk shop. I don't care about your new workout regiment, or your supplement plan.

I'm all for you improving your quality of life, and honestly I am happy for you. I go 5-6 days/week. I don't brag about. I don't tell elaborate stories to make myself feel better. I just go and do my business.

Also, I don't care how much you: benched/squatted today, as I'm not 18 anymore.


-People who think it's ok to tell you the plot/action sequence of an episode of a tv show you don't watch!

My sister and her bf constantly talking to me about South Park episodes, when I've told them on no less than 10 occasions that I don't watch the show. I've literally seen 2 episodes in my life, and I just can't relate. So stop ****ing telling me who did what last week, b/c I'm forced to fake smile about it since other people are in the room. I'm not going to be a dick in front of others, but I've told you in private, nicely, that it's just in one ear and out the other. I DON'T WATCH F'ING SOUTH PARK!

-People who aren't courteous enough to be selective when sending out fwds. Don't just fwd something you think is funny to EVERY single person in your contact list.

-People who feel the need to push their political (my brother-in-law), health (my parents, both cancer survivors and i love them to death, but I will still microwave my lunch at work in a plastic container), or sports-related (the high school contact list im on) agendas to me in e-mail form. You all are the reason I now check my e-mail once/week. You are to e-mail, what telemarketers were to the telephone in the 90s.

-Cell phone people. The ones w/ the latest phone, who know all the bells and whistles of every model on the market right now. Get a new hobby please, and don't share this one w/ me or anyone else at work.

-My GF's shopping habits. Which then intersect w/ my living habits. Why are there 15 goddamn trail mix bars sitting in my cupboard?? Slim-fast shakes in my fridge. Really? I have and make protein shakes regularly. Use your head and save some money for once.

exes being slutty grumble grumble

People who continually make poor decisions with little to no logical reasoning. But that probably just means there is something wrong with me.

People who perpetually fret about things but make little attempt to implement a practical plan to resolve the issue (this is really just an extension or small part of my first "annoyed by" category.