So just for shooting free throws.

Mall, airport and most other place with a big parking lot.

That's actually pretty damn cool

I had a three-hour layover in Houston, and their airport isn't very good at providing outlets for laptops. So I wandered over to some other gate where I found a charging station.

Between my watch and the message boards, I was able to put all the clues together.

To be clear, it was that he was in group #1 to board so early. Actually right under the little sign, because there's a difference between being #1 and elsewhere in group 1 (not an SWA flight).

It wasn't just that he was at the gate early, which doesn't piss me off at all; could be a layover. I don't think people getting in the later groups' lines early pisses me off though. Then you really do have contention for the overhead space, and there very well could be a difference between being first and last in that group.

This happens in movies a lot and it pisses me off, even though it shouldn't:

A smoker is smoking his (almost always a man) cigarette and a non-smoker (almost always a woman) takes the cig. to "share it." However, after taking a drag, she sits there holding onto the cig. while staring out to space, while the guy "smoking" it, is sitting there empty-handed.

This is a fantastic contribution.

It's ridiculously specific, bizarre, and has absolutely no effect on anything, yet it is so illogical that I genuinely could see someone getting irrationally bent out of shape about it. Post of the year so far ITT IMO. Well played, sir.

Thanks. Here is a gross offender.



This is from "The Crown." Here, she takes it up a notch by not only not handing the cig. back, she stubs it out without offering it back.

I hate when an obvious non smoker is playing a character in a movie that smokes. What's the point? It never really adds anything to the character and only makes them look stupid while pretending to smoke.

The worst at this is John Travolta.

Always annoys me that I can tell exactly where the smoke machine is sitting underneath the frame.

(Smoke machines are used in most interior movie scenes because actual cigarette smoke isn't thick enough for the desired on-film effect)

I made that post after a 10/10 tilting commute to work. There was not a single non-handicap spot in the entire parking garage so I drove up and down the entire thing getting later and later for work. There are 10 handicap spaces on every level, 9 levels. There were two cars parked on the first level, one on the second level, and then 7 floors of 10 open handicap spaces in a garage without a single open non-handicapped space.

That's infuriating also. When my dad got toward the end of his terminal cancer his doctor filed some with the state government to get a handicapped parking tag. It took like 8 months and arrived about 4 months after he died.

I'm going to be watching for this from now on

I got annoyed at the grocery store deli counter.

Worker: 24?
Patrons: Crickets
Worker: 24?
Patrons: Crickets
Worker: 24?
Patrons: Crickets
Worker: Okay, 25?
Patron: Yeah, I'll have...
Another Patron: Wait, I'm 24.

Rage!

I was nearby and was not in line for the deli counter.

People that eat that shrink wrapped meat ****, from delis and grocery stores.

2 bucks a pound matters to some people

Highway billboards advertising events that have already passed.

So you only eat meat that is freshly butchered right at the slaughterhouse?
Wondering how much of the meat you eat hasn't been shrink wrapped at some point.

That's what she persisted.

There's a trend out there where bloody marys are being garnished with ****ing crab legs, jumbo shrimp, jalapeño poppers, even whole freakin' burgers.

It pisses me off.

I did this once at the DMV and felt like an *******. I thought I had X, but actually had X+1. After they call X three times, they move to X+1. I see some other guy stand up, I look down and notice my **** up. I strongly considered just walking out and coming back another time to avoid embarrassment.

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That suits often come with all the pockets sewn shut. Like, what in the actual ****?

Im not going to google, but someone once told me it was so they displayed better in store, laying flatter or something like that. It made sense at the time

Even worse is that some people manage to buy these and somehow get out in the open with them still basted shut, or even worse, with the label still on the sleeve. How do you sell a suit to a guy without removing these before he walks out of the store???

People who ruin the line of a suit buy putting **** in their pockets, that't what your attache case is for heathen.

So your real gripe is that suits have pockets