I think the "do not attempt" warning is very important. I mean, who doesn't watch a commercial and then decide to go off and vandalize a library, tackle a cheetah with their bare hands, or tattoo a gang of old people?

When someone is giving me a ride for whatever reason and (s)he can't drive for ****. It shouldn't piss me off because if I'm not driving then it's likely the other person is doing me a favor (or thinks (s)he is), but it still does.

It can be anything: tailgating, wandering in the lane (or out of it), not paying attention to any of a hundred different things.

The most recent: My cousin was driving me home from the hospital after surgery — obviously doing me a favor. (Big favor, because it was more than a hundred miles.) But it kept pissing me off that he couldn't keep a steady speed. I felt like I was in a goddamn roller coaster, being thrown forward and back, forward and back, forward and back... And this was on an interstate, in light traffic. Obviously I'm exaggerating the effect, which was actually mild, but, again, still pissed me off. ****ing learn to drive, fool.

People who wear their watch on the side of their wrist adjacent to their palm.

Language changes and things move on and I should accept that but I hate it when people use addicting instead of addictive and "Could care less" to indicate that they couldn't.

Any person who writes up a long review of a movie. Just a huge blowhard move.

Fiber One bars. I can eat 4 Taco Bell bean burritos and not get gassy, but one little F.O. bar and I should be arrested for global warming.

I have had this happen once and it was incredible how annoying it was. I took a charter bus to a casino a couple hours away and the driver did it the entire time home on the freeway. His pattern was like 8 seconds on the accelerator then about 5 seconds totally off it. One of the most rageworthy things I've ever experienced. It was so unnerving that I couldn't even sleep on the bus. I kept thinking "This person has 1 thing they have to do well: drive. And they can't even do that right."

How hard is it to rest your foot on the accelerator such that you are coasting 70 the entire time? Or just ****ing use cruise control? There was no real traffic at all. I did not leave a tip.

Pisses me off that in the U.K they try to reduce fat and calories in everything as if the whole world revolves around obese people trying to lose weight. What about skinny people like me? I'm trying to gain weight by eating high calorie foods but people are trying to implement some sort of fat tax which I don't want any part of. Jamie Oliver really tilts me, he should go away take the turkey twizzlers away from fat people who can't be sensible, don't take them away from me I know my limits and can act responsible around food.

But how do you act when you're not around food?

On 2+2 whenever somebody makes a post that references something about the number of pages in the thread, within the next 10 posts somebody will make some comment about that person's posts per page setting

Drives me nuts

Don't know if this is common practice anywhere else but in NJ I can't stand seeing those gold police badge plaques in people's windshields. Sh^t tilts the hell out of me because 90% these morons are the ones that are usually speeding and weaving in and out of traffic as if they are entitled to. But yeah....every time I see one I go on tilt.

The word "global", as it has been hackneyed by business.

Here the suckers all put "100 Club" stickers on their rear windows which means they donated $100 to the police association. New sticker each year and they like to stack them so everyone knows they donate every year. Family/friends of police officers get little square stickers that are two black stripes, one above and one below, a blue stripe.

This method of driving is more fuel efficient than keeping a steady speed as combustion engines are generally more efficient while accelerating. So really you hate the earth

This should piss me off, but doesn't.

When you're in a double or nothing, one more person to go out and he's all in with like 200 chips, it's standard for everybody to call but there's always one idiot that ships it on the flop and lets the shortie back in the game when someone else would have had the winning hand. Tilts me so much.

.. a good percentage of the time when I hit quote on mobile app, I get that quote. I don't get it

The app is replacing the string of numbers in the link that brings up the quote with 9.

The link to reply to your post, for example, is http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/ne...ply&p=37116354.

But if for whatever reason those numbers were to get replaced with 30051333, this post would appear:

You're doing it wrong. Move up in stakes where players understand the game

When I open a website, and the top ad banner expands, moving the webpage so I accidentally click on the ad. grrrr

Weird, I wonder where that quote was from. I troll a lot.

when ppl say breakfast for dinner

Baggers that put 21 items in 16 bags. More like naggers.

bags cost 5c a piece here, so this should and does piss me off.

The face of that lady on the Angie's List commercial.