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I think this weekend was the first time I've ever had burger toppings on the bottom. It was my first and probably last time at Culvers*.

*It wasn't my last time there because they don't understand what the word topping means.

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12-06-2016 , 11:41 AM

#24978

kerowo

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Originally Posted by Rexx14

Clearly it's irrational. Am I in the right thread?

Of course it's irrational, yes you are in the right thread, it's also the right thread for calling out irrational sources of anger. Think of it as trying to make your life better by reducing the stress in your life.

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12-06-2016 , 12:31 PM

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buddyWEISER

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So what do we call pepperoni or mushrooms on a papa johns pizza?

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12-06-2016 , 12:34 PM

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JayTeeMe

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toppings?

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12-06-2016 , 12:47 PM

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Johnny Truant

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The **** is on top of the bottom bun at least, and always under the top half of the bun regardless of where it is in relation to the patty. It's in th ****ing middle.

Related;
People who call burgers a sandwich or fast food restaurants a store.

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12-06-2016 , 12:54 PM

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Rapini

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Originally Posted by buddyWEISER

So what do we call pepperoni or mushrooms on a papa johns pizza?

A ****ty pizza.

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12-06-2016 , 02:04 PM

#24983

foatie

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The Papa Johns guy pisses me off. He's got a dark, creepy vibe about him. I kinda felt the same way about Jared from Subway. We'll see.

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12-06-2016 , 03:14 PM

#24984

Leo Getz

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Originally Posted by foatie

The Papa Johns guy pisses me off. He's got a dark, creepy vibe about him. I kinda felt the same way about Jared from Subway. We'll see.

Never trust a white man whose lips are lighter than the rest of his skin

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12-06-2016 , 04:04 PM

#24985

runout_mick

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Originally Posted by Johnny Truant

People who call burgers a sandwich

My two year old niece coined a word for sandwiches or hamburgers when she couldn't pronounce either one properly. "Hammagees" is now my go-to word for either of them.

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12-06-2016 , 06:57 PM

#24986

Carnivore

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Hey I could walk to this Moderne Burger place in about 10 minutes. Think I'll go try it.

It would be funny if they ask how I heard about it and I give them a link to this thread.

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12-06-2016 , 06:57 PM

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suzzer99

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Lettuce underneath meat is clearly dumb as it will lose crispness very fast.

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12-06-2016 , 07:52 PM

#24988

Johnny Truant

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Originally Posted by suzzer99

Lettuce underneath meat is clearly dumb as it will lose crispness very fast.

Not if you flip it, bro.

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12-06-2016 , 08:06 PM

#24989

kerowo

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All this burger flippy toppings talk got me confused so I tried eating a burger like a taco and it ended up all over my eatin' shirt. Thanks OOT

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12-06-2016 , 08:56 PM

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Rexx14

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Originally Posted by Rapini

Seeing people use the words "obviously" or "clearly" when they're wrong is one of life's great joys. It happens a ton in legal writing.

Next time I have a homemade hamburger I will try onions underneath meat and report back.

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12-06-2016 , 10:14 PM

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proudfootz

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Obviously, the 'toppings' should be closer to the taste buds to do any good.

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12-06-2016 , 10:25 PM

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Carnivore

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Just went to Moderne Burger and ate my burger upside down.

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12-06-2016 , 10:29 PM

#24993

suzzer99

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"Moderne Burger" satisfies threat title

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12-06-2016 , 11:19 PM

#24994

GusJohnsonGOAT

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Originally Posted by suzzer99

"Moderne Burger" satisfies threat title

Yup.

Everything about this place pisses me off, and it probably shouldn't.

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12-06-2016 , 11:36 PM

#24995

blackize5

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Originally Posted by proudfootz

Obviously, the 'toppings' should be closer to the taste buds to do any good.

Yep because when I eat a burger, my priority is to taste the lettuce!

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12-06-2016 , 11:38 PM

#24996

Tuma

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Originally Posted by Rapini

Seeing people use the words "obviously" or "clearly" when they're wrong is one of life's great joys. It happens a ton in legal writing.

sometimes people layer their writing with humor.

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12-07-2016 , 12:35 AM

#24997

suzzer99

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Originally Posted by blackize5

Yep because when I eat a burger, my priority is to taste the lettuce!

Right. The lettuce is there for texture not taste anyway.

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12-07-2016 , 12:41 AM

#24998

Johnny Truant

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Y'all have never had hand-leafed lettuce. Obv.

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12-07-2016 , 01:40 AM

#24999

suzzer99

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http://lifehacker.com/anthony-bourda...ium=socialflow

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Anthony shares three things he says makes for the perfect burger:

A classic soft, squishy potato bun.
A patty made from well-ground, high quality beef.
An easily meltable—which often means processed—cheese.

And when it comes to adding toppings to a burger, Bourdain says the most important thing is to ask yourself this question:

“Is this thing I’m doing to this perfectly good, classic dish—is it making it better? It might make it more entertaining. It might dazzle people and say ‘Oh look how clever he is.” You might deconstruct it in a way that impresses people, or delights them, or astounds them... but does it make it better?”