People who work at bowling alleys (usually friends/family of the owner or owner him/herself). I don't have any concrete evidence, but I always feel like they are trying their hardest to be subtly rude.

People who whistle, don't know why just really irks me.
people calling football "soccer"

My GF using her computer. Seriously, it's like watching a neanderthal who's never seen fire. She doesn't know how to download things. Every time I try to do something on it for her like find a hardware driver or do a flash update, she worries that it's going to "ruin it."

Threads that lose their initial direction.

Haha. I have seen this as well. Even better maybe. Have you ever encountered a person who has not mastered scrolling. Where you have to actually tell them to scroll down for things. It's pretty amazing.

When you're playing poker, someone raises preflop to 4 bbs, 4 guys call, then you call with say 9d-10d from the small blind and then the big blind decides to shove all in, and you have to fold, so you called for nothing.

When I order a sandwich from some place like Subway and they don't completely cut the sandwich in half. So then I have to tear the bottom 1/4 of the bread apart and all my sandwich fixings get all over the place. F*** this pisses me off! Why can't the sandwich making dildos cut a F***ing sandwich in f***ing half without doing a f***ing half assed job of it? F***!

In England some hot women insist on wearing big hoopy earings.... Everyrtime i see them i imagine smakcing them ont he face with a big oily fish.

when i'm watching the Super Bowl with a bunch of people and the first set of commercials comes on and they simply can't contain their excitement.

i want to strangle all of them.

I thought about a bunch of stuff but it all seemed pretty standard.

I hate local news. Its just fear mongering and celebrity news that doesn't really matter. A bunch of bitches.

Exact quote/response I was going to make. Mission accomplished.

Dude...they're sandwich artists....(check the name tag)

They do that in America too. The bigger the hoop, the bigger the ho.

lol, i don't mind them taking the pictures, but the mandatory "omg, i look terrible in this one!" makes me want to say "well, when will you get the hint?"

liar!

2 things:

It pisses me off when religious peoples try to get me to go to their church or church discussions. I'm degen and I don't beweeeve in that stuff.

It pisses me off when a girl's a scraper.. or maybe that should piss me off? lol

Street cleaning trucks coming towards me while I'm walking down the sidewalk. I will duck into a building or run across the street if I see one approaching.

Paper towels that don't tear off cleanly.

people who put an apostrophe in a word that's just plural. This happens at my work all the time, and it drives me absolutely crazy. For example, "we are going to have meeting's every Monday"

People who chew loudly and/or slurp their drinks.

People who drive below or just at the speed limit.

Old people.

Religious zealots.

The show "Manswers" - why does everything on that show have to be shouted?

I'm sure there are more that I can't think of right now...

Girls who have done the buttsecks but won't with me

things that shouldn't piss me off, but do:

-People who post about their kids on facebook "Kid x did this today". Who gives a ****?

-top 40 music

-Commercials for horrible movies

-fat chicks acting like lineman in narrow hallways

-doing homework

-people telling me about their poker hands





I'll be back later with more stuff I am sure.

OK i felt this was better detailed using pictures... But the general peeve is People that don't know how to ****ing merge.

Allow me to present my morning commute:

here's what I have to do:



And here's what some people do that I can't stand



Green arrows are moderately heavy traffic moving along at a steady pace of 40ishMPH

Yellow Arrows demonstrate how myself and any logical person with some driving ability would maneuver this common driving circumstance: By accelerating in the right most lane, catching up to the speed of moving traffic before going across to the left side of the road.

The red cars are what happens 50% of the time when MR. I don't know how to ****ing merge stops and waits for a car moving at 40MPH to slow down and let him pull into the middle lane (never happens)

this might not qualify as i'm sure it pisses alot of people off but i figured i'd get it out there.

could potentially be a veiled brag

Someone who calls two bets cold with their gutshot or underpair in limit (or a large-ish bet in NL), catches, then just check/calls or calls in position on the river. WTF? At least try to extract something when you catch your miracle.

While I didn't think I would like a poker reference, I like this one.

In the last 1000 or so hands of HU LHE, I have had people check behind the nut straight (on a paired board) that was a gutshot and hit on the river, and the complete nuts (a straight as well). Each time I had a decentish hand and figured when they checked the pot was getting shipped my way, no way they would check a better hand.

I should be happy about the saved bets, but it is that moment of being 99% sure I am winning the pot only to see it not come my way is the worst.