There are a million impossible things about sci fi that I can overlook but the mating thing gets to me.

Oh, and the ending to Independence Day. lol

in my much younger days i dated a girl who's family had a male dominated trait of missing a joint in each of their fingers, no change to the thumb. shake their hand and you just thought it was smaller than usual...i didn't notice the joints were gone until someone mentioned it.

around that same period of time i was also interested in another girl until i discovered, while awkwardly trying to holding hands on some county fair ride, a knot in her branch of the family tree created rather pronounced webbing between the fingers.
we didn't know each other long enough for me to find out if she was a good swimmer.

This is much funnier than it should be.

What about the ghosts letting Jack out of the freezer in The Shining?

Were your spider senses tingling?

Narrator: That wasn't his 'spidey sense' tingling...

LOL

not quite sure i'd call it a 'tingle'.

Over/under on "tingle?"

'taint odds you want to bet

you guys slay me, wp all around

When YouTubers say “smash that like button.”

So annoying and unoriginal.

Imagine people actually trying to smash it and breaking their computers.

Royal watchers

The fact that I like Tony Danza as an actor.

Wow.

I don't believe I'da told that.

My wife or son breaking/destroying something.

Today's episode:

My wife was getting some exercise by supervising some yardwork by adult son who is at home temporarily. They finish and come inside and this is the conversation:

Wife: We broke your hoe [which is undoubtedly > 20 years old and that I use as my primary tool when burning limbs 2-3 times/year and to kill the occasional snake but not much of anything else.]

Me: Goddammit! You two sons of bitches can break anything!

Son: [laughing his butt off]

Wife: Didn't I tell you that is what he was going to say?

Me: Both of you could break a steel ball-bearing with a rubber hammer!

I can't stop laughing.

That google doodles are never meaningful to me.

what do you have against scones?

Nothing. Haven't had one. Never know any of the people that are doodled either.

have you really never experienced the mouth pleasure of a warm scone with jam or cream?

perhaps, just once, you might be enticed to satisfy your curiosity by actually clicking on the doodle link, only to discover the entire reason google does that is to encourage knowledge sharing about things we most likely wouldn't otherwise know about

Yeah, that's why they do it.