This is a great one. I can't stand "the wife" or "hubby." It's just.... wrong.

Hearing "the wife" always made me sense that the person felt she was this obligation he had instead of the love of his life who he willingly and actively chose to share the rest of his life with.

Great post R*R. Keep up the good work bro.

Of course, I generally enjoy french kissing him because that's what Canadians do. Hope you're ok with that.

Do Canucks also not like "the wife" because "the wifey" works so much better?

Or am a mistaken and it's just a euphemism for moose cock?

ok you set me off, lol

a roo coo coo coo coo coo

All I know at this point is that you're a real sweetheart and someone who pisses me off. So luckily, you get to be included as a topic of this thread if anyone wants to bother with you.

I already told you why I don't like the wife comment so don't ask again or follow up with lame conjectures.

The only thing Canucks do with respect to Moose is eat their blood dripping venison in the middle of
a freezing cold winter storm on the frozen tundra as they read prose by Farley Mowat.

Oh man, you should watch his vlogs, you'd understand the joke much better. It's like he forgot his wife's name so he says "the wifey" every 3 minutes



Couldn't last a full minute in this one, got to 0:40. Also, look at the title of the vlog.

I grew up playing hockey with mostly Canadians so I probably play a little too fast and loose with the insults. Never played soggy biscuit but do have plenty of moose cock jokes and have literally seen a goalie from Montreal skate to fight another goalie because he was from Ottawa

Also, the pubic television network up in Maine where half my family lives literally had a Canadian comedy duo with a regular show that I swear were the inspiration for the Bob and Doug Mackenzie. I don't remember much but a lot of dad jokes usually involving, beer, fishing, hunting and moose and until I started playing hockey that was my interaction with Canada

never meant any offense buddy fella guy

So, my wife is your wife, too?

What the hell are we? Mormons?

Oh, we're Canadians. That explains a lot.

dneg's nihilistic vlogs

Having a day off and having to wait on the utility company instead of going out and playing poker.

When I tried paying my gas bill, it made me set up an appointment to have my meter looked at.

If you hear of a gas explosion today, it might be my house.

I don't want my house to explode. I am rather attached to the contents.

Why do people say "in person" when speaking of meeting someone?

In the OOT Poker thread, someone mentioned Mike Matusow and I posted about thinking he was an ass until I met him and I almost typed met him in person.

If you meet someone, of course it is in person!

Some people are mistaking this for the little things that should piss me off and do.

/nit

Getting Jaden Smith’d

Let me explain:

It’s a rainy Saturday afternoon, you are flipping thru the guide and you see oh The Karate Kid is on. So you go fix yourself a nice hot roast beef sandwich. You prep the sourdough bread, the cheddar cheese, horseradish maybe you make a side dish to go with it. Go down stairs to the basement fridge to grab yourself a beer to get ready to settle in and watch one of your favorite movies.

You get to the couch, put the plate on the coffee table, adjust the pillows put your beer on a coaster and you are ready to rock and roll. You turn to The Karate Kid, you pick up the sandwich take a nice juicy bite and then you hit Enter on the remote and just as you are tasting this delicious lunch you made, you see MOTHER****ING Jaden Smith on your screen and not Ralph Macchio! ****!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hey, that was one of the two movies he was good in.

Your post shouldn't piss me off but it does.

I figured it was generally used in an ironic sense, to mean the opposite of this, especially by people who consider, or at one time considered, themselves to be outside of typical social norms.

Thanks! My work here is done.

Sorry, it isnt.

I was joking hence the rolling eyes.

That's what I figured. Sorry I wasn't able to convey that in my response (and that pisses me off--probably should though)

All this talk about piss is making me thirsty

****, I'm glad I wasn't taking a drink. I would've done a spit take.

You're Mormoning wrong.

MY brother in law refers to his wife as "The General". I get a kick out of it every time.

My boss writing a guide for a rare medication that says "product must be clear and colorless to light yellow and opalescent". I'm sitting there with a $10,000 drug in my hands that i have to decide whether to approve or toss based on me knowing what opalescent means (which i didn't).

Congrats on sneaking your way into that position without attending high school.