People who wear shoes with no socks.

In cold weather?

You are doing that thing where someone takes my post seriously.

When someone takes BTM2's posts seriously, pisses me right off!

Beer snobs piss me off


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Vlassic pickles. Either go high end or inexpensive, both sides are better than this somehow ubiquitous pickled cucumber.

Bubbies pickles ftw

Bubbies are so damn good.

Claussen pickles are elite. Much better than Vlassic.

I haven't tried Bubbies yet.

Claussen and bubbies are tasty, but also $2 a jar Bet Maid are better than Vlassic. Vlassic sucks, but is still at too many cookouts.

Alcohol websites making you put in a birthdate. Do even neo-prohibitionist groups like MADD think this has any purpose at all?

People wouldn't lie about their age, would they?

"Why do you have a fake ID?"

"To vote."

bullshit

Answering a text with Kk.

Its a shallow teenage girl kiss kiss acronym, which has been adapted by everyone as a ok response.

When you ask near any question of anyone and get kiss kiss back from dudes it aint ok. Nttawwi

Byyyyeeeeeeeeee.

KK. Except that it actually comes from at least as far back as aviation radio shorthand of the early 90s, and more likely goes back beyond that. It's been a Air Force equivalent of "aye-aye" for decades. K is "acknowledged," and KK is "acknowledged and confirmed," similar to the older "Roger, Wilco."

The story I got in my early AF days was that it was old Morse Code shorthand, though I've also seen claims it came from the airline industry reservation system. I've never before heard anyone claim it comes from "kiss kiss," and the wictionary entry makes no such claim. I think you're just making strange assumptions based on the flip-phone texting culture you grew up with, Broseph.

Ah, you caught me. I didnt want to admit that I was the last person on Earth to learn that high abv beers such as IPAs have tons of carbs, and also that I was the last person to learn that IPAs don't taste sickeningly sweet because bitterness masks sweetness.

If it weren't for you I'd have not known that, so I thank you for your willingness to share knowledge that everyone already has.

Okay, so at this point BrianTheMick2 should probably piss you off.

when hbo warns that there will be nudity in an episode then there are only dicks

This was the bane of my junior high existence. We'd literally skim through show descriptions until we saw "n" and then hope we weren't too late. Sometimes we'd settle for "bn" and then it'd always be Kevin Costner's ass, even he wasn't even listed in the credits

Never heard of kk before

I thought it was just a typo for "ok".

Men that refer to their wife as "the wife". That is how you might refer to your dog, cat, snake, gerbil, ferret or whatever pet you have but your wife needs a bit more respect. So your wife should be politely referred as my wife rather than the wife.

For any males that need more clarification, think to yourself and decide whether you would prefer your wife referred to you as the husband or my husband.

A bit nitty on my part maybe but then again I do all I can to keep the utmost civility and speak the Queen's english when appropriate.

So **** off please if you don't agree with me.

I bet you and Dnegs must get along perfectly

I didn't know those things. Because I don't give ****s about them.