Air 5, BTM

I wasn't really prepared to give the talk, but, well, when a man and a woman love each other very much...

The earth is a wet spot in the solar system. That happens. It's an enviable part of the universe. Love has nothing to do with it. But it feels good to say so.

fyp

I can't be the only one that roots for the fireworks to take out a couple of the drones roaming the area.

Go on...

Two loud bitches on the train. I don't know.... I am generally allergic to certain intonations and loudness. In Russian there is a perfect idiom that describes this intonation that I don't like: орать как базарная баба. Direct translation gives: to shout like a market woman. But I am sure that there is something better to describe that.

Anyway this two bitches were the loudest couple on a train full of commuters. And to top the whole thing they were shouting in Slovakian. So I kinda got few words but didn't really understand. I held myself so back to not tell them toSTFU. It is such huge amount of restraining myself that I am totally exhausted.


P.s. and I like stickers as well as glitter.

"To shout like a market woman" is hilarious and probably an accurate description of the experience you had.

The phrase "going up the country". What the linguistic f*** does that even mean?

I could cross-post this in the Commercials That Cause Tilt thread, since Geico has chosen to use this for their motorcycle insurance commercials.

That horrible apple commercial with some old hag singing that annoying song in some wavering off key geriatric voice, that plays before and after every single half of every single world cup game.
Worst tune ever

No. That is like saying that "there are Christians who aren't really into the whole worshipping Jesus thing and instead that Mohammed is the messenger of God, but the purist Christians..."

Mayonnaise with garlic in it is fine stuff. Related to aioli in the same sense that I am related to a silverback gorilla since I also have white hair.

The story of the artist growing old?

I was going to post this! Horrible, horrible song. It’s by some indie hero who only releas d songs on cassette...forget his name. Stupid hipster bull****.

DON'T REMIND ME!!!

That people watch commercials

becky in front of me at starbucks has three separate orders

four

Maybe a southern thing? I grew up hearing / saying it when we were going out to the middle of nowhere. However, the Geico commercial is objectively terrible so your point stands.

Coffee shops should make people get in line again if they want to run another transaction.
Becky can just go ahead and wait in line 4 times.

LOL at all you coffee drinkers and your waiting in lines. I don't like coffee, but if I had to wait in line more than 60 seconds just to order a beer, cup of tea, or soda, I'd go elsewhere.

Guess you've never ordered a beer at a bar.
Or a soda at any restaurant.

Thing that correlates 100% with someone being insufferable: Buying sunglasses with sky blue lenses.

People wearing workout clothing casually with no intention of working out.

1. I've ordered a beer at a bar many times. I don't go to bars where there are lines to order. Note that I said "order," not "receive."

2. I'd be getting food as well. Note that I said "just."

Reading comprehension fail x2.

When someone doesn't use a demonym to describe their nationality, e.g. "I'm from Sweden" instead of "I'm Swedish."