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Originally Posted by lapka
How can I convey it to him, that I am not interested without becoming mean?
Let me handle this. I've heard 'em all.
I like you as a friend.
I think we should see other people.
I no speak English.
I'm married to the sea.
I don't wanna kill you, but I will.
And if that doesn't work, six simple words: "I'm not gay, but I'll learn."