People who set their watch or clock fifteen minutes ahead. My mom did this with her watch and when I was a kid I asked her why, she replied "so I have fifteen minutes of extra time to get where I am going" UGH. Even as an eight year old I knew that logic was stupid.
Now my wife does this with her alarm clock. I can pretty much ignore her clock, but it still pisses me off a little whenever I see it
Read recently that the Louvre has put up signs asking people only to urinate or defecate in the toilets, and they only put up the signs in Mandarin (sadly, this was apparently necessary).
On the bright side, the "ugly American" is no longer the gold standard for jackass tourists.
When I'm watching "American Greed", and they show the same bundle of bills in every episode. The last 3 of the serial number are 031. And the band on the bundle of bills says $100. Which makes no sense because a full bundle of 100 $100 bills would have a $10,000 band, not $100.
What's this other thing the Mandarins were doing in the toilets?
I think my grammar was a bit confusing. The Chinese were letting their kids pee or crap pretty much anywhere. So the nice people put up signs asking them not to do that instead of shooting them.
Back in the day when I used to frequently watch Mythbuster's, Dirty Jobs, American Chopper etc. on Discovery. There was two words that really pissed me off.
Shark Week!
As if they deserve a entire week every year, hell with sharks, I don't wanna see your chain suit that protects from shark bites, don't wanna see some guy in a shark cage etc. i don't wanna hear another word about em..
Shark week sucked when I was really into those shows. Now dang near their whole channel sucks, at least last time I watched.
I get sooooooooooooooo pissed when a TV show has opens with the protagonist in deep peril and a cliffhanger then they go to the old "24 hours earlier..."
It's such a horrible device that adds absolutely no tension to the episode since no one really believes that the main character of the show is actually gonna die in that imminent plane crash/drug deal gone bad/betrayal by protagonist's friend/etc.
When women don't say thank you when you open the door. Whenever that happens, I literally say out loud "YOU'RE WELCOME"
When people don't signal while driving. This one time a guy was trying to make a turn but didn't signal, so as I drove by I mouthed "Use your f***ing signals" not to him directly, but to myself. I guess he saw me and started talking crap with his head turned at me and everything lol.
When people say "tfti". That pisses me off a lot. The next time someone goes to a funeral, I'm ganna be like "THANKS FOR THE INVITE"