Feel free to add your own. I'll give two really quick.

1. This girl I'm friends with on facebook makes a post about how she is now pregnant. (She's 19 btw) obviously every random girl she is friends with on facebook felt the need to congratulate her on such an amazing accompolishment. That was midly annoying to sift through, but I understand it's a big deal and all...I just have a cold heart as of late lol.

Anyways about 2hrs later she makes a new post about being pregnant because the first wasn't enough. Awesome. Like 15 mins ago she makes ANOTHER post about it saying "Can't sleep, tummy hurts, hello prego life "

It took every ounce of my energy not to type something extremely rude like, "we ****ing get it, your pregnant."

2. Me and my friend drive 30 mins to play beerpong with these chics we met randomly one night. 2 are definitely good looking....ones a chubbba wubba though. Ok lookin face but yeah....Anyways were all playing BP along with 2 other dudes that we didnt know would be there..( I guess I understand them wanting to have 2 of their guy friends there since we've never formally hungout, but whatever...) my friend randomly makes comments the whole time whenever the chubba wubba talks to me such as "that's all you" or "wheres your girl at" when she leaves the room.

Any clue why he feels the need to say things like that? He's always been considering kind of the **** blocking type amongst our ground of friends even if it's never negatively effected me. J/W if someone can get all psychological on me and tell me why he always does that.

Facebook status' in general are a good answer for this, especially political ones.

People that call episodes of Entourage "amazing."

Also, in before "people that make threads about **** that annoys them that shouldn't"

this

Seeing that an absolute ****** has taken down a big tourney even when you never registered for it.

People that call every episodes of Entourage "terrible pos".

omggggg sfthis. even though I haven't played tournys hardly at all in 09 this used to be the worst and will prolly annoy the **** out of me when i start again when the new year begins.

that and seeing the same 4-5 players run hot and win everything for like 2 staight months while i bubble every FT possible.

Here a current Facebook status that is tilting me at the moment:

Well, if the other girls are in the room he's obviously trying to be funny and boost himself by lowering you. Either that or he secretly wants the chubby-wubby and is embrassed by it.

Wrane.

Wrane's avatar.

listening to average everyday people talk about poker.

listening to tournament players who run like god talk about how they outplay people.

Lost a propbet.

Politard for a week.

He won't say it so they can hear...just to me. I kinda think he says it to kind of let me know he likes or wants to try to hook up with one of the better looking girls and wants me to back off....or something like that? **** idk.

I dunno, if you guys are driving over together to play beerpong then you guys are pretty good friends I guess. Is he nervous?! Maybe he's just durnk.

I drive-through wendys the other day and the dude working the window goes "hey i heard you make money playing poker, thats cool"....I'm like yeah thanks....he then tells me a story of him playing at the bowling alley a few days before about his AQ gettin sucked out vs KQ for like an $80 pot and how pissed he was....all while the line gets more and more backed up.

I guess that falls into the "listening to normal people talk about poker catagory"

How does he know you play poker?!

Yeah were really good friends he just has some weird social habbits...or stuff that I consider kind of weird I guess.

Also no matter how many times I explain to him that it's 10000% inevitable that he will go on down swings in poker he feels the need to complain about every bad beat he gets verbally and randomly smack the mouse down on the table every now and then. The phrase "It's just unreal. I get that people can run bad but not like this" gets mentioned everytime he comes over to grind usually.

No ****ing clue. I hear different random rumors about me regarding poker every week in the town I live in so he prolly just randomly heard something.

He was wearing his "Poker In the Front, Liquor In the Rear" T-Shirt.

LOL

Meanie. I dress goooooot!

edit: despite the "spider" shirt that everyoe hates on. i dont normally wear stuff like that but i was feeelin frisky that night...was on vacation and wanted something new lol.

I hate people that wear pants below their ass. It's bad enough to sag on purpose, but seriously... what is the purpose of wearing your pants under your ass?

I hate how all teenage Filipinos and/or other Pacific Islanders seemingly cling to one another. I have no problem with them whatsoever, it just tilts me when I see a 15 year old "pinoy" at like a fast food place, cuz I know 10 more are coming.

I hate several ESPN personalities... Lou Holtz, Chris Berman, the entire live morning SportsCenter crew... just ****ing die already.

I absolutely hate how the EPL and soccer as a whole has been completely bandwagoned over the past few years. Sure, it is cool that it is growing, but seriously it is pretty annoying. Especially when these tools try to deliberately start an argument about the sport or anything about it with people who've followed for years, then proceed to say the people that have followed are bandwagoning tools...

I hate seeing Mormons riding their bikes in suits. I hate it when Mormons are walking through neighborhoods to pass out flyers, etc. I hate the overall foundation, or at least what I understand it to be (being that someone was spoken to in the 1800's and... ya).

I hate how Verizon doesn't have the iPhone (yet?). I have a BlackBerry Curve, but I want an iPhone or a Tour. I can't get either, because even though I'm a year into my plan, it costs ridiculous amounts to upgrade.

...I hate how cell phone carriers have 2 year plans.

I hate working 40 hours a week as a college student, aka path to work another 40 hour a week job, then coming onto 2P2 to see people making more than I've ever seen in a quick few hours.

I hate country music.

I hate when my contact lenses consistently get dry and blurry everyday. No matter what. Post 9pm I can count on it.

I hate watching solid TV series. The Sopranos, The Shield, Nip/Tuck, Fresh Prince, etc. I always get attached, and when they end I feel like I lost something...for a day or two.

I hate that I get attached to TV shows. It makes me feel pathetic, and rightly so.

I hate neck tattoos. Bye bye to society, it shouldn't matter to me...but...

I hate when people try to race you for no reason, especially with an inferior car. Example, a 2002 Honda Accord trying to speed by a brand new BMW. Ya ok.

On a related note, I hate people that go 35 in 40mph zones, etc. I hate people that are behind you, feel you're going too slow, cut in front of you, then proceed to go... 35 in 40mph, or like 60 on the highway.

I hate emo jeans. Seriously WTF.

I'm typing this while listening to SportsCenter in the background. I've had to hold myself back from turning around and destroying my TV because of Chris Berman. I hope he dies slowly in a ridiculously large grease fire.

Add to that list: Brett Favre. Honestly, if he died, my life would seem better and filled with more purpose. John Madden also.

I hate not knowing enough about the governments that run our nation. Prison Break, while a horrible example... is an example. How do we know there isn't a body like The Company running our country? How do we know there isn't huge conspiracy running our planet? JFK murder? Moon?

I'm running out of things right now, so I'll end it with me saying that I hate Josh McDaniels basically sucking on Brandon Marshall's sack today. That is all for now.

Greear - You seem to have blabbed about your poker stuff a ton if some Wendy's drive-thru guy that you don't even know is asking you about it. WTF? That's just weird. Keep that stuff slightly more on the QT (obviously too late for that for the most part but whatever) and maybe total rando's won't be bugging/asking you about it.

Regarding the annoying cockblock friend. I have no idea why some guys do this. It's kind of a kidding/bonding type thing and for some reason they think it's fun or cool in its own way.

If it's the guy's rep I would either not be hanging out with him when I'm trying to make points with the ladies...or I would tell him, "dude, wtf is up with you getting on my case when she was talking to me? You and I both ended up looking bad when you made those comments and the hot chicks were looking at you like wtf is your problem."

I'm not sure if that's the best route to go vs. just not going with him to meet hot ladies though. But if his actions around women are that bad and embarrassing that frequently then somebody should probably tell him sooner or later to just stfu already. I know you're not necessarily looking for advice on this guy and are more just curious why he would be such a dick. But it's ind of like asking why people do dick-ish things in general.....sadly, the world just works that way.