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04-27-2020 , 09:22 AM
That when it's all over I'm going to have solely video calls for first dates and save a fortune
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04-27-2020 , 11:07 AM
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Originally Posted by Precept24
So am I. That's how I know it.
I meant he's dumb, that's why he only just figured it out
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04-27-2020 , 11:15 AM
1. how easy and fun cooking is , and im pissed at ex gf's for not wanting to teach me
2. dishwashers/busboys deserve more money. washing dishes suck
3. amount of money being saved by not going out to eat is insane.
4. thought the stock market game was solved, but nope. algos/funds still have leaks
5. i really miss walking through nyc carefree. now you cant even take the subway .
6. how shortsighted people really are.
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04-27-2020 , 11:27 AM
1. how arrogant countries are
2. how much money i saved
3. how breathing in a mask sucks
4. how greedy people are
5. how stupid people are
6. how the vast majority of the world is unprepared for a future pandemic with a higher death rate

Also things i learned being asian in this pandemic
1. how so many people are racist
2. how ignorant people are
3. how stupid people can be

I literally had people ask me if i was Asian or Chinese.
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04-27-2020 , 12:31 PM
That my grocery store can put a giant arrow on the floor and it says one way and I'll still meet 3 people per aisle going the wrong way. They gave me dirty looks too when I passed them pointing to the arrows on the floor
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04-27-2020 , 12:57 PM
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Originally Posted by unlucky4me
That my grocery store can put a giant arrow on the floor and it says one way and I'll still meet 3 people per aisle going the wrong way. They gave me dirty looks too when I passed them pointing to the arrows on the floor
i had a supermarket do this - separate lines for people walking in and out of the store.
except they put it so you're supposed to walk on the left side which just turned into a cluster**** since in this country people are used to walking on the right side.
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04-27-2020 , 12:58 PM
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Originally Posted by unlucky4me
That my grocery store can put a giant arrow on the floor and it says one way and I'll still meet 3 people per aisle going the wrong way. They gave me dirty looks too when I passed them pointing to the arrows on the floor
in their defense, it's something they probably havent had to do ever in their life. so the first or 2nd time done. they are a bit taken aback by it.
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04-27-2020 , 01:19 PM
You have to be pretty dumb to not be able to follow an arrow on the floor just because you haven't been exposed to them more than 3 times in a grocery store. I have learned that there are many, many worthless people like this out there and they contribute to air pollution and spread viruses.
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04-27-2020 , 01:22 PM
I assume those are the same people that don't know how to drive in a parking lot with one way traffic.
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04-27-2020 , 01:59 PM
How awesome having a job was, lol I go back this weekend.
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04-27-2020 , 03:44 PM
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Originally Posted by Morphismus
I learned what Beavis as his Cornholio persona meant when he said "I need TP for my bumhole". Back in the day I didn't get that "TP" stands for toilet paper.
Lol, no way. Im fairly sure it was bunghole.
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04-27-2020 , 03:49 PM
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Originally Posted by Tom Ames
That the average level of intelligence of Americans is well below average.


~0:40
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04-27-2020 , 04:59 PM
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Originally Posted by golddog


~0:40
George Carlin

Great minds think alike ...
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04-27-2020 , 05:25 PM
I learned that I can't spell quarantine correctly
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04-28-2020 , 04:12 PM
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Originally Posted by Bighurt52235
Lol, no way. Im fairly sure it was bunghole.
We know.
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04-28-2020 , 04:32 PM
1. How much I miss random human contact
2. How much I enjoyed travel; I am actually missing airports
3. How much I miss going for breakfast of a morning
4. How easily I've transitioned from never drinking home alone to doing it fairly often
5. How easily I've transitioned from thinking the gym was a total chore to missing it
6. How every slight tickle in the back of my throat is suddenly met with existential dread

All for now.
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04-28-2020 , 04:40 PM
Holy ****ing ****, I hate washing dishes. It NEVER ENDS.
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04-28-2020 , 05:14 PM
I stopped doing them because once the GF saw the dishes were done she took that as her signal to immediately bake something and dirty every dish and make an absolute mess of the counter......shes good at it and the food is great, but I only love banana bread so much and it's not enough to keep washing all that ****.

Our dishwasher sucks ass too, so we hand wash everyting
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04-28-2020 , 07:25 PM
Someone here mentioned they wore a mask while mowing the lawn and it helped with their allergies. Tried it and was surprised how much it helped. One of those things that’s super obvious in hindsight, but I just never did it before.

Costco toilet paper is terrible and I will always pay more for brand name in the future.

If someone can figure out what to do with malls in 20 years they’re going to make a lot of money.
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04-29-2020 , 03:12 PM
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Originally Posted by Alobar
I stopped doing them because once the GF saw the dishes were done she took that as her signal to immediately bake something and dirty every dish and make an absolute mess of the counter......shes good at it and the food is great, but I only love banana bread so much and it's not enough to keep washing all that ****.

Our dishwasher sucks ass too, so we hand wash everyting
Ahahaha, you totally nailed it. My girl has been making banana bread and muffins nonstop, and I'm like STOP BUYING BANANAS.
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04-29-2020 , 04:58 PM
Even if you don't eat the bananas, they're like $0.09 each.
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04-29-2020 , 05:00 PM
Are you dense? This situation has nothing to do with the price of bananas.
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04-29-2020 , 05:11 PM
Banana vs Corona
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04-29-2020 , 05:59 PM
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Originally Posted by Precept24
Even if you don't eat the bananas, they're like $0.09 each.
Can you hook me up with your banana connection? I’m getting ripped off.
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04-30-2020 , 02:20 AM
I learned what I always kinda knew already. I am extremely happy just being at home and filling my days any way I want to with no obligations. I don't miss social gatherings, I don't miss meetings, I don't miss human interaction.
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