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04-25-2020 , 01:32 PM
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04-25-2020 , 01:40 PM
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Originally Posted by Morphismus
I learned what Beavis as his Cornholio persona meant when he said "I need TP for my bumhole". Back in the day I didn't get that "TP" stands for toilet paper.
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Originally Posted by Alobar
hahaha, are you serious???
I guess while we're at it, it's "bunghole".
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04-25-2020 , 02:14 PM
lol yes, that was an error by me just now though.
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04-25-2020 , 02:17 PM
Morph that is incredible. How old are you?
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04-25-2020 , 03:21 PM
I learned that there are actually people in USA#1 who expect the government to act in the best interest of the people when there's a crisis. I thought that curtain had been pulled back a long time ago but there's still tons of suckers out there.
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04-25-2020 , 03:41 PM
Learned I want a divorce
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04-25-2020 , 03:47 PM
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Originally Posted by Alobar
He's american
So am I. That's how I know it.
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04-25-2020 , 03:48 PM
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Originally Posted by nutella virus
Learned I want a divorce
Oof. Got details so I can avoid one?
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04-25-2020 , 03:52 PM
I blasted off all my money gambling. Took out 2k in payday loans to pay my bills. Went to work made $400. Woke up early and went to the casino. Got drunk. Lost $320. Went home. Passed out. Got up around 3 and thought, **** it go play your last $80. Hit the bar. My machine is out of service. Move over. Out of service. I look at the lady next to me. She says, they shut all the machines down. Why? They're closing all of the casinos at midnight. Oh... okay. lul
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04-25-2020 , 03:54 PM
Some people will cheer for things to look worse so they can say they won a Twitter argument.
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04-25-2020 , 03:59 PM
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Originally Posted by VincentVega
Morph that is incredible. How old are you?
I'm not a native speaker; that might explain more than my age.
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04-25-2020 , 04:14 PM
BetAgainst is back posting...nice.
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04-25-2020 , 07:48 PM
To be glad I still have paper newspapers, for possible better use.
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04-25-2020 , 10:25 PM
Yeah, you can't wipe your ass with online subscriptions.
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04-26-2020 , 06:33 AM
People are morons. Comment I overheard in work before we went into lockdown a month ago - "in this day and age you'd think they would have developed a vaccine by now". We'd only known about the disease for a few months.
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04-26-2020 , 11:22 AM
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Originally Posted by Csaba
People are morons. Comment I overheard in work before we went into lockdown a month ago - "in this day and age you'd think they would have developed a vaccine by now". We'd only known about the disease for a few months.
Not learned necessarily because of covid obv but "successful people " are morons a lot of the time. As a kid I believed all these people must be smart to have gotten to this place in their life but after conversations you quickly realize they got there by means other than intelligence for sure.
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04-26-2020 , 07:45 PM
It ain't about what you know.

It about who you know.

/thread
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04-26-2020 , 11:18 PM
Working for a living is a ****ing joke.
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04-27-2020 , 12:06 AM
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Originally Posted by VincentVega
Not learned necessarily because of covid obv but "successful people " are morons a lot of the time. As a kid I believed all these people must be smart to have gotten to this place in their life but after conversations you quickly realize they got there by means other than intelligence for sure.
This.
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04-27-2020 , 12:11 AM
Potato starch really is great for double fried Korean chicken wings
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04-27-2020 , 12:15 AM
I have learned that I am still incredibly naieve and people are worse scumbags than I thought.

Getting the inside scoop from my layoff and how the decisions were made. The company first considered anyone that had previously had any type of health issues or surgery's the last year(all olds), then chose anyone that was a smoker, and chose youngs that hadn't qualified for more vacation time to balance out the olds.

First they looked at potential medical cost.
Second at how much they could save in paying extra in the layoffs for vacation time. (I got cut 5days before I would have gotten an extra two weeks of pay)

It was all about money and not about health and well being of the employees. No execs offering to go without salary, but how much they could potentially save if someone got sick.
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04-27-2020 , 12:36 AM
Learned I really like going out to eat at a restaurant, even more than I thought I did
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04-27-2020 , 02:20 AM
I was eating way too much fast food.
I'm not a bad cook
I will start to clean up after being locked in the house over a month
I could just stop drinking since the bars aren't opened - hate drinking at home
I could learn how to play poker again post black friday
I don't like TV at all
Some people that lost a ton of money over this are much bigger cry babies than peeps that didn't have much to begin with.
I sleep like **** during a lock-down, gave up and just sleep in a series of naps
I can stay in the house and find stuff to do. I never tried just staying home before...lol
I'm not an essential worker though I'm lucky to have a work from home job
I can't handle big swings in the market anymore, moved assets to cash though I might play with some options in the future in a different account
I have a better understanding how Jonestown happened
When calculating risk don't forget to add "unknown unknowns" though this virus should really be a "Known Unknown"
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04-27-2020 , 08:52 AM
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Originally Posted by krunic
I learned that there are actually people in USA#1 who expect the government to act in the best interest of the people when there's a crisis. I thought that curtain had been pulled back a long time ago but there's still tons of suckers out there.
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Originally Posted by Tuma
Behavior is tied to fear
Sad truths right here. People are so easily manipulated, it's frightening.
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04-27-2020 , 09:12 AM
I am shocked that i don't miss sports. I spent/wasted hours of every day following and thinking about sports and salary caps.

I am much stronger at cycling this year already because i just go out and ride my bike. My normal style of "ride 15 miles, stop and have a beer, go another 10 miles, stop and have a beer, go 10 miles back to first place and have beer, ride 15 miles home, cap off ride with beer." was holding me back. The more cardio i did the fatter i got.
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