And hey, pop, my girlfriend's only three.
She's got her own videophone,
and she's taking LSD.
And now that we're best friends, she wants to give a taste to me.
But what's the matter, daddy? How come you're lookin' mean?
Could it be that you can't live up to your dreams?
No, it's not true because we're doin' it! I love you, good bye