The first two both started as a way to torture my cousin.
He works for me on occasion and it's very easy to get songs stuck in his head.
So of course I would sing the most annoying songs possible to him repeatedly then just sit back and enjoy hearing him hum them to himself for the rest of the day, interspersed with cursing me for getting them into his head. Of course the plan has backfired long term as I now enjoy these ****ty songs. Proven by the fact that I've listened to them all the way through (maybe twice) while writing this post.
This one got stuck in MY head while working in various Macys stores around California this past year. I would hear this song every single day, multiple times. Can't count how many times I caught myself singing it to myself throughout the day.
I am pretty sure liking any Dolly Parton song is grounds for embarrassment.
WOAT take, boo this man, shame
This!
I'm not proud, but, I dance like a fool anytime Blurred Lines by Robin Thicke comes on. I *dare* you to listen without singing the "hey, hey, hey!" part.
Looks like I'm going to need to make a few rulings here.
Party in the USA - this is an excellent example.
Sk8r Boi - I don't know what this is and I'm not going to find out, must be trash based on the name alone.
We Built This City - this song is incredible and you should be proud to belt it out.
Ice Ice Baby - solid thread candidate.
Barbie Girl - horrible candidate, this song is pure gas.
Breakfast at Tiffany's - excellent choice, this song is utter vomit.
Europe - "The Final Countdown" - GOAT song, fu.
Africa by Toto - superb song, just played it on youtube. gtfo.
DOGS - please report to the re-education camp by 0900 tomorrow for reconditioning. None of this is subjective.
Maybe these two songs might actually be awesome(?), bc Weird Al kicks all sorts of ass, but I thought the originals sucked.
Im mostly just embarrassed to admit I still know all the lyrics to them
ok the original was actually pretty good for that one