I have some Jamaica pimp/prostitute stories about trying to force their business on me which disagree. I'm sure you are generalizing lol.

Entrepreneurial idea: Suzzer University

Potential slogans abound!

Suzzer Heights Institute of Technology

**** report:

Got this in the mail today thanks to Amazon Prime. Took no more than 5 minutes to install, you don't even need pliers unless you have some old, calcified plumbing. I stuck with the attachment that came connected (about 3 inches) and it seemed to be a good size. WARNING: I went to test the flow and didn't pay attention that I was aiming the nozzle AWAY from the bowl and ended up spraying my wall, this thing has a ton of power when opened all the way up. There are several longer length attachments for those that incorrectly log their food calories. I ended up doing one single pre-wipe before and discarded it (resisting the temptation to fold diagonally and reuse). I didn't time it but I focused on the general area and about a 2 inch radius for an estimated 7-11 seconds. I ended up drying off with 3 more bunches of spotless TP that I also discarded although some may have chosen to reuse depending on where they fall on the Suzzer spectrum.

Would recommend

No ****?!

Nice. Subtle. I like it.

So you stand/squat over the toilet at a bend and hose your butthole?

Because the whole nozzle/connection was about 6 inches long I was able to do it seated

Click on the Amazon link and there is a graphical representation of how to use it

"Alexa, order handheld bidet"

I'm just gonna let my dog lick me clean from now on

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I need to get a dog. Best breed for the purpose? I have had Great Danes. I'm certain I don't want to go that large.

First time posting in 2+2 years, found this thread to be amusing minus the derails. Here are my contributions:

-Listen to your gut, always. The times I've fought against my gut and regretted it, just don't do it, accept it.

-Lonely? Get an animal, best therapy ever.

-If you do something, do it with purpose. Life is too short to do stuff half-assed. You can easily half-ass this life if you're not careful.

Yeah but maybe they die happier.

I drove across the US once laterally and once north south. I can say that my random stop in Albuquerque to play golf and hang out at the casino was still one of my favorite memories.

opening a Roth IRA and maxing it out every year in your 20s is one of the smartest long term decisions you will ever make.

Anybody who has the ability to max out a Roth every year in their 20's probably doesn't need to worry too much about retirement planning.

Yeah this. Hey all here’s a life tip for you - be born to parents who are well off and will leave you a nice nest egg when they die.

The maximum annual for a Roth is $6000. I don’t think $500/month is too much to ask for someone starting out on their career path in their 20s and certainly isn’t just for the rich.

I work with a married couple of nurses, each making $30+ an hour. They were complaining about how they couldn't afford to fund their IRA's this year. Each hit Starbucks daily for at least $20 bucks or so, and they just got back from 10 days in Cancun.

It's all good - spend your $$ the way you want. But priorities, guys.....

MM MD

That toilet accessory is pretty much standard in much of SE Asia and in some other parts of the world. Commonly referred to as the bum gun.

Meanwhile the person whose parents paid for their college can afford to go to Starbucks, have vacations and still save money.

Why are you doing a pre-wipe?? Completely unnecessary & somewhat defeats the whole purpose. You really only need to use TP for drying / removing excess water.