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03-21-2024 , 01:46 AM
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03-21-2024 , 03:13 AM
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Originally Posted by Tuma
Magnus Carlsen brought a human-size cup of cranberry juice to the pool party and dumped it all in.
for a moment I forgot which thread this was and went to google for a video of this lol. then i remembered.
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03-24-2024 , 01:55 PM
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Originally Posted by Tuma
Magnus Carlsen brought a human-size cup of cranberry juice to the pool party and dumped it all in.
forgot which thread I was in and was thinking jfc you chess guys are weird
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03-24-2024 , 02:27 PM
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Originally Posted by rickroll
forgot which thread I was in and was thinking jfc you chess guys are weird
ah, pony is slower than mclovins
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03-24-2024 , 03:56 PM
Was going through a cafeteria line to get food and Mark Cuban was working one station, making either omelettes or Cuban sandwiches. So I thought I was witty with my "Hey Mark, I wanna Mark Cuban sandwich"
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03-24-2024 , 06:16 PM
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Originally Posted by johnzimbo
Was going through a cafeteria line to get food and Mark Cuban was working one station, making either omelettes or Cuban sandwiches. So I thought I was witty with my "Hey Mark, I wanna Mark Cuban sandwich"
guessing that cuban bitch skimps on dill pickles
more than happy to go ham and be proven wrong
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04-07-2024 , 11:40 AM
I was playing basketball against a group of Filipino guys and they kept taking breaks to eat Filipino snacks and drink Filipino sodas. One of the guys shook up a soda and I said “oh great” because I thought it was going to spray everywhere. Apparently he thought I was making a racist comment about him drinking a Filipino soda so he tried to hit me but I dodged it and his fingernail cut the bridge of my nose.

Later, we were at a bar drinking Filipino sodas together. The blue one tasted better than the red one.
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04-07-2024 , 12:54 PM
i knew an egyptian fellow who would shake the f out of coke, let it settle and let out the gas, tighen the cap and shake again, rinse and repeat for a few minutes until his soda was flat - just the way he liked it

he told me this was how egyptians did it

i later lived in egypt for a year, not once did i witness that insane behavior

they do love drinking coke though
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04-07-2024 , 01:19 PM
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Originally Posted by rickroll
i knew an egyptian fellow who would shake the f out of coke, let it settle and let out the gas, tighen the cap and shake again, rinse and repeat for a few minutes until his soda was flat - just the way he liked it

he told me this was how egyptians did it

i later lived in egypt for a year, not once did i witness that insane behavior

they do love drinking coke though
Full disclosure, if I’m drinking soda out of a two liter and it’s too fizzy, I’ll do the shake and release to flatten it a bit. But not all the way flat. Only crazy Egyptians do that.
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04-07-2024 , 01:22 PM
fizz is the only nice thing about soft drinks

they are otherwise sugary trash water

as a doctor, you should know this since it's medical fact
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04-07-2024 , 01:27 PM
How about just drinking flavored seltzer instead!?
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04-07-2024 , 01:35 PM
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Originally Posted by All-inMcLovin
How about just drinking flavored seltzer instead!?
I feel terrible because i made so much fun of people with soda streams because i was thinking it was like homemade cocacola and not soda water

i love it, drink the bubbly water from a soda stream every day

not into flavors
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04-07-2024 , 01:48 PM
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Originally Posted by rickroll
fizz is the only nice thing about soft drinks

they are otherwise sugary trash water

as a doctor, you should know this since it's medical fact
I’m talking stuff so fizzy, it burns your throat when you drink it. Also, if I’m drinking soda, I go diet to avoid the sugars. Not an all day everyday thing, of course.
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04-07-2024 , 01:49 PM
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Originally Posted by All-inMcLovin
How about just drinking flavored seltzer instead!?
The only flavored sparkling water I find tolerable is the New York Seltzer stuff. All the other stuff tastes nasty and bitter to me. It tends to upset my stomach, too.
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04-07-2024 , 01:50 PM
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Originally Posted by Dr. Meh
I’m talking stuff so fizzy, it burns your throat when you drink it.
wait what? this is a thing?
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04-07-2024 , 04:14 PM
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Originally Posted by rickroll
wait what? this is a thing?
I find it to be a thing. It’s not a thing for you?? Maybe I just have a sensitive throat.
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04-07-2024 , 06:02 PM
i've never heard of that but i'm a weirdo who clearly doesn't inquire enough about the state of people's throat while partaking in beverages
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04-07-2024 , 06:33 PM
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Originally Posted by rickroll
i've never heard of that but i'm a weirdo who clearly doesn't inquire enough about the state of people's throat while partaking in beverages
I’m actually surprised it doesn’t bother you. So you can chug a soda or seltzer with no throat issues? Or beer, for that matter?
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04-07-2024 , 08:36 PM
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Originally Posted by Dr. Meh
I’m actually surprised it doesn’t bother you. So you can chug a soda or seltzer with no throat issues? Or beer, for that matter?
nope, i figured this was standard

perhaps i may have squandered a great natural talent at deepthroating?
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04-07-2024 , 10:03 PM
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Originally Posted by rickroll
nope, i figured this was standard

perhaps i may have squandered a great natural talent at deepthroating?
It’s never too late to start a new career!
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