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I had to tell this one because I thought about it and figured Raze would do it if the opportunity presented itself.

At the New Orleans Pelicans games you can buy an all you can drink soda souvenir cup.

After each game you could hide it in a ceiling panel above a toilet and use it all season long.

But on a side note Raze how many times have you gone to a movie theatre and dug a large free refillable
popcorn tub from the trash can and then taken it for a refill? Is this savvy or stingy?

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05-18-2018 , 05:32 PM

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markksman

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Originally Posted by IRAZERIVER

I've also dug a hole under a fence on day 1 of a fest and passed a a case of beer+ underneath each of the next 2 days.

More brazenly I've also had a buddy toss a backpack full of goodies over a fence in between security check points, then just got lost in the crowd while they were looking for me.

Worst thing that can happen in is they take your ****. Security doesn't care enough to kick you out unless you cause some kind of real problem.

Stick it to the man!

You are cheap af and no amount of nights in the Venetian will change that.

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06-10-2018 , 01:07 AM

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Banned4lyfe

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https://abcnews.go.com/US/lucky-jers...ry?id=55748114

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A New Jersey man who heeded his wife's instructions to return a bottle of orange juice is now a multi-millionaire after he bought the winning ticket for the $315.3 million Powerball jackpot during the transaction.

On May 1, the day of the drawing, 56-year-old Little Ferry resident Tayeb Souami had purchased orange juice for $5 at a ShopRite in Hackensack, but his wife told him to return it because it was on sale for $2.50 elsewhere, he said at a press conference Friday.

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06-10-2018 , 01:34 AM

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goofball

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1) I'm getting sick of paying the mariners $13 for beer. Safeco has metal detectors and bag search but no frisk. Tips for sneaking beer in??

2) We buy most of our kids clothes at second hand stores. Kids grow so quickly that second hand clothes are perfectly fine and also kids grow so quickly that they grow out of clothes and need new stuff all the time. Also we spend plenty of money on our kids in other ways but massively prioritize experiences (private school, sports / dance, trips, etc.). Second hand clothes is just not being a sucker.

But what about those best beer-smuggling practices.

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06-10-2018 , 02:04 AM

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txdome

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Spoiler:

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06-10-2018 , 10:04 AM

#5731

NhlNut

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If Canadians get milk in a bag, why can't some enterprising company put beer in a bag?
Capri-sun, for adults.

So I google it

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Got a food saver vacuum?

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06-10-2018 , 01:07 PM

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00cooler00

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Originally Posted by goofball

1) I'm getting sick of paying the mariners $13 for beer. Safeco has metal detectors and bag search but no frisk. Tips for sneaking beer in??

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Can’t help with beer smuggling but co-worker of mine puts a bunch of nips in her bra and just wears a hoodie over her shirt so it’s not obvious when we go to baseball or basketball games.

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06-10-2018 , 02:56 PM

#5733

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Originally Posted by 00cooler00

Can’t help with beer smuggling but co-worker of mine puts a bunch of nips in her bra and just wears a hoodie over her shirt so it’s not obvious when we go to baseball or basketball games.

Makes me wish I had a bunch of hands.

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06-10-2018 , 03:03 PM

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Originally Posted by goofball

The Yankees charge like 18 dollars for a beer
They can smd if they think I'm paying that much
They also have metal detectors and no frisk
When it's cold out i can easily walk in with 6-8 glass bottles in my coat.
The best part is since it's cold out the beers stay cold!
The bottle caps don't set the metal detectors off

I've also seen people buy beers in the near by delis and have them wrap the beer bottles in paper and tape it closed so it looks like a sandwich when they enter the stadium.

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06-10-2018 , 03:46 PM

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Originally Posted by NhlNut

If Canadians get milk in a bag, why can't some enterprising company put beer in a bag?

There are bag-in-box options, I'm pretty sure both SABMiller and AB sell them, and BBC's Twisted Tea definitely comes in bag-in-box versions.

If any of those are too rare to find Franzia is everywhere.

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06-10-2018 , 05:29 PM

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IRAZERIVER

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Originally Posted by Black Aces 518

Also LOL at "you're a fish to pay $10 for a beer when all you need to do is come out and dig a trench under a fence, and hide out and pass beer under the fence."

There's no hiding out involved. In that instance it was simply a matter of finding a weak spot in the fence and passing the case under. Less than 15 min of scouting.

A similar instance. Me and a buddy were trying to figure out how to sneak a backpack full of contraband into a festival. At the end of the day we decided, the people checking don't care about their jobs enough to put in any kind of real effort.

I went in first. He tossed the backpack over the fence. I grabbed it and disappeared into the crowd. Easy peasy and our entire group drank on the cheap instead of paying festy prices.

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06-10-2018 , 05:40 PM

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You guys are a bunch of ****ing pussies. "Oh no I might get caught breaking some arbitrary rule whose sole intent is to gouge the customer." **** the man. Live a little for god's sake

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06-10-2018 , 06:31 PM

#5738

LKJ

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06-10-2018 , 06:47 PM

#5739

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Originally Posted by 00cooler00

co-worker of mine puts a bunch of nips in her bra

Not sure if I should be relieved or disappointed that I've never found more than 2 nips in any bra.

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06-10-2018 , 06:48 PM

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magking1

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Raze river at work

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06-10-2018 , 06:55 PM

#5741

magking1

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As far as sneaking alcohol into event, I put about 3 or 4 drinks worth(alcohol) into
a quality ziploc bag or 2, Its only about 6 ounces total and very flat if using 2 bags.

If you didnt want to spring for one of those beer belly things I think you could put
a decent amount of beer into a gallon size quality zip lock and tape to your belly.
Or even tape a smaller amount around your legs, it would be fairly spread out.

Still would need a cup though.

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06-10-2018 , 11:37 PM

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Originally Posted by 00cooler00

Can’t help with beer smuggling but co-worker of mine puts a bunch of nips in her bra and just wears a hoodie over her shirt so it’s not obvious when we go to baseball or basketball games.

Nips lol. Where are you from? Nobody knows what the **** nips are out west.

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06-11-2018 , 12:01 AM

#5743

27offsuit

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He got them at the packy!

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07-18-2018 , 05:02 PM

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txdome

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I briefly considered tipping 50 cents on a $2.71 slice of pizza, then realized that would appear cheaper than tipping nothing. I didn't have cash and usually order another slice and/or beer so the amount threw me off. Tipped a dollar.

in.

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07-19-2018 , 11:21 PM

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Originally Posted by txdome

in.

er af right there.

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07-26-2018 , 12:07 AM

#5746

IRAZERIVER

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Originally Posted by magking1

Raze river at work

Could be. Usually I'm the guy who's already inside putting beers off the table in my pockets as soon as security pulls em out. Snuck 10 beers from a twelve pack into a festival using that method last summer

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07-26-2018 , 02:43 PM

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whatthejish

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What?

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07-26-2018 , 10:07 PM

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IRAZERIVER

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Originally Posted by whatthejish

What?

Buddy tried to walk in with a 12 pack in his backpack. Obv he got caught. As security was busy searching every nook and cranny they were setting the beers on the table. I was already in and I was putting beers in my pockets just as quick as they were finding em. Ended up with 10/12 inside the venue.

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07-27-2018 , 02:01 PM

#5749

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Originally Posted by goofball

Putting some stranger's clothes on your kids is weird and gross. You can buy inexpensive new clothes at Kohl's, TJ Maxx, or any number of other stores.

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07-27-2018 , 02:09 PM

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jjshabado

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If you find the idea of second-hand clothes weird and gross, how do you function in society? Hotels, public washrooms, restaurants, etc. must be terrifying. At least with second hand clothes you can personally inspect and wash it before you use it.

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