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02-13-2017 , 04:08 PM
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Originally Posted by MortalWombat
Is this even a thing where people wash the instrument they use to clean **** particles off a toilet in the same place they brush their teeth?
If you change a baby's dirty diaper and get a little on your hands, where do you wash up?
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02-13-2017 , 04:13 PM
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Originally Posted by punkass
So you don't have a dirty toilet brush just sitting there all the time? is this real?
How do you go about washing it?
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02-13-2017 , 04:14 PM
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Originally Posted by MortalWombat
JFC just use the water in the damn toilet to rinse it off. Just flush an extra time or two.

Is this even a thing where people wash the instrument they use to clean **** particles off a toilet in the same place they brush their teeth?
Why is it ok to use the sink to wash **** and piss particles off your hands, but not ok to wash **** particles off a toilet brush?
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02-13-2017 , 04:16 PM
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Originally Posted by Didace
If you change a baby's dirty diaper and get a little on your hands, where do you wash up?

Just wipe it on the baby, duh.
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02-13-2017 , 04:17 PM
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Originally Posted by Minimalist
Ok, but what's the stingy part?
I guess he didn't just buy a new toilet brush whenever it got dirty?
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02-13-2017 , 05:04 PM
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Originally Posted by Tuma
This past week I've been shorted 3c, 1c, and 1c on carryout change returns.

One of the times was a highschool kid at taco bell. Was 11c short. I said "where's the rest?" and he handed me a dime.
This is more of a stingy confession than a stingy things you've seen someone do.
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02-13-2017 , 05:11 PM
i just install a new toilet after every dump. thought that was standard
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02-13-2017 , 05:12 PM
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Originally Posted by ec_outlaw
Why is it ok to use the sink to wash **** and piss particles off your hands, but not ok to wash **** particles off a toilet brush?
Some of us manage to wipe without getting **** on our hands.
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02-13-2017 , 05:13 PM
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Originally Posted by MortalWombat
Some of us manage to wipe without getting **** on our hands.


Don't act like you've never had a finger break through
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02-13-2017 , 05:22 PM
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Originally Posted by MortalWombat
Some of us manage to wipe without getting **** on our hands.
Sure. But do you wash your hands after each trip to the bathroom? If so, why?
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02-13-2017 , 05:22 PM
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Originally Posted by MortalWombat
Some of us manage to wipe without getting **** on our hands.
So you're in the don't wash camp. Good to know.
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02-13-2017 , 05:23 PM
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Originally Posted by EfromPegTown
Don't act like you've never had a finger break through
And after it happens, no matter how thoroughly you scrub your hands, you always think you can still smell the **** on your hand.
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02-13-2017 , 05:31 PM
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Originally Posted by Didace
So you're in the don't wash camp. Good to know.
I wash my hands, I just don't get **** on them.

Obviously if I did get **** on them, I would wash them in the sink, but I try to minimize the amount of **** that comes close to the sink, which is why I don't wash my toilet brush in the sink and don't take a **** directly in it as well.

So the take-home message is that I am stingy with the amount of **** that I let near my sink, thus getting back to the original intent of this thread

Last edited by MortalWombat; 02-13-2017 at 05:43 PM.
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02-13-2017 , 05:33 PM
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Originally Posted by dkgojackets
i just install a new toilet after every dump. thought that was standard
http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-li...s/n10986?snl=1
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02-13-2017 , 10:05 PM
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Originally Posted by ec_outlaw
Why is it ok to use the sink to wash **** and piss particles off your hands, but not ok to wash **** particles off a toilet brush?
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02-13-2017 , 10:46 PM
Is it stingy to take 90% of dumps at work?
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02-14-2017 , 12:49 AM
Are doing it to avoid working, or to save money on your water bill?
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02-14-2017 , 01:22 AM
Probably to avoid ****ting his pants at work
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02-14-2017 , 03:03 AM
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Originally Posted by darksideofthewal
Today I was in a store and saw someone using a bicycle pump that was for sale to pump the wheels of his baby stroller. This probably doesn't register on the scale of the things posted in this thread, but was a real WTF moment for me.
WTF, WTF? If you had two babies and a flat on your stroller how would you have handled it? A) Buy a hand pump you otherwise wouldn't need; B) Offer a store employee $1 to rent the thing; C) Go to the tire-and-auto dept. and use the compressed-air hose, scaring baby and possibly exploding a tire?

Is there any human being who would have refused Dad the use of the hand pump?
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02-14-2017 , 03:19 AM
I would be pretty furious if I found out I'd paid full price for a USED hand pump.
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02-14-2017 , 05:59 AM
Regularly (monthly+-) replacing your **** brush is the way to go. Only downside is you probably won't buy a 'nice' **** brush but just a regular one. Then again, lol at nice **** brushes.
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02-14-2017 , 08:57 AM
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Originally Posted by eobmtns
WTF, WTF? If you had two babies and a flat on your stroller how would you have handled it? A) Buy a hand pump you otherwise wouldn't need; B) Offer a store employee $1 to rent the thing; C) Go to the tire-and-auto dept. and use the compressed-air hose, scaring baby and possibly exploding a tire?

Is there any human being who would have refused Dad the use of the hand pump?
Just in case you're serious, hand pumps aren't generally available for test drives.
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02-14-2017 , 08:58 AM
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Originally Posted by cs3
Probably to avoid ****ting his pants at work
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02-14-2017 , 09:43 AM
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Originally Posted by eobmtns
WTF, WTF? If you had two babies and a flat on your stroller how would you have handled it? A) Buy a hand pump you otherwise wouldn't need; B) Offer a store employee $1 to rent the thing; C) Go to the tire-and-auto dept. and use the compressed-air hose, scaring baby and possibly exploding a tire?



Is there any human being who would have refused Dad the use of the hand pump?
I've done exactly this before with a low bike tire, but I asked the clerk if it would be okay to do so. Clerk said no problem.
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02-14-2017 , 12:39 PM
Yak,

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Originally Posted by Yakmelk
Regularly (monthly+-) replacing your **** brush is the way to go. Only downside is you probably won't buy a 'nice' **** brush but just a regular one. Then again, lol at nice **** brushes.

You really get a new toilet brush every month?
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