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Originally Posted by El Diablo
Chop and other guac lovers,
We may have our differences, but let's all cry together at this:
What is there to cry about? It's not like that is even guac. I guess we have to mourn the loss of an avocado to that monstrosity, but it's not even remotely close to being guac so no tears need be shed.
Guacamole day is 2 days away btw let us go go go
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Originally Posted by Larry Legend
Got married this last weekend:
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Originally Posted by Villian1
On the flip side, I'm pretty sure the hooker is leaving today which is great because it's also my birthday!
happy birthday Villian1!
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Originally Posted by pokeraz
If I'm ever told by a doctor that I have only a few months to live, heroin is on my bucket list. That first time doing it sounds like a lot of fun.
same same
Went to the hospital for kidney stones once (had no idea what it was at the time) and after they confirmed I wasn't faking, they put me on a Dilaudid (hydromorphone) IV. Went from the worst pain in my life to feeling groovy in about the time it takes to flip a light switch.