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Originally Posted by Villian1
On the flip side, I'm pretty sure the hooker is leaving today which is great because it's also my birthday!
She's currently just cleaning up the broken glass and ceramic that she smashed last night which is nice. I'm pretty sure I have at least 2 broken ribs and def a black eye/split lip which is still bleeding ughh. Last night was not fun.
She should be going to her Dad's house in a few hours which is a great place for her to go.
The downside is I have a meeting with a lobbyist on Tuesday and would rather not walk in with a black eye and not be able to smile without bleeding everywhere.
1.) Happy birthday!
2.) Assuming the hooker gave you the injuries, please tell us why.
3.) Makeup, specifically concealer, can camouflage your faded black eye on Tuesday.
Give us details on why she beat you up! (and if she's really leaving. girl ain't cleaning up just to leave bro!)