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I was mostly trolling/joking (do what you like I don't care) but to answer your question no I only perform medically necessary surgery on persons under my care. I won't sully up this thread or Chop will have an aneurysm but you can check out the circumcision thread if you want some of my nuttery.

Last edited by DoctorZangief; 09-07-2017 at 10:54 AM. Reason: oh second thought don't. oyyy that thread was cringy for me. so young and eager.

09-07-2017 , 11:09 AM

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Rexx14

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I think desexing animals can actually be beneficial health wise but each to their own. Didn't realise there was a circumcision thread, not sure I want to go there might be a step too far into the abyss.

09-07-2017 , 11:23 AM

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Didace

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You have to do one of the both: either clip their balls or on the regular kill puppies/kitties.

My dog is intact. I have never needed to, nor wanted to, kill any puppies. What is wrong with you?

09-07-2017 , 11:26 AM

#79

2/325Falcon

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Larry and 27o have been desexed because neither has the balls to spay or neuter supafrey imo.

09-07-2017 , 11:28 AM

#80

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You have to do one of the both: either clip their balls or on the regular kill puppies/kitties. I mean you have to keep the increase in pet population under control.

09-07-2017 , 11:33 AM

#81

Mr.mmmKay

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pls don't kill any kittens/puppies

09-07-2017 , 11:38 AM

#82

anonla

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Didace

My dog is intact. I have never needed to, nor wanted to, kill any puppies. What is wrong with you?

Let me guess, it is he?

But even so, how do you keep him under control? I once tried to keep a male cat with his balls intact. It was impossible. He just run away few times. He did come back eventually until he just disappeared forever. So for his longevity it would have been better to lose his balls.

09-07-2017 , 11:44 AM

#83

anonla

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Originally Posted by Mr.mmmKay

pls don't kill any kittens/puppies

How do you think the stray cats/dogs population is kept under control in europe? In USA? In Russia?

I don't like the idea. And I don't like the idea of desexing animals. But I don't see an alternative way to keep them from multiplying into the abyss. And I have seen, what does it mean unhindered procreation of cats. It is not pretty and ends in basically dying (OK not killing) from hunger and sickness for majority of them.

09-07-2017 , 11:48 AM

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spidercrab

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Originally Posted by spidercrab

Front runner in the clubhouse is Cooper. Various factions in the spidercrab household are arguing for Murphy, Vader, Atticus, and Sparky.

Cooper and Murphy seem to be OUT.

Top names now include Chewie and Griffin.

Pretty sure this dog is just going to be called dog.

09-07-2017 , 11:48 AM

#85

anonla

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Originally Posted by offTopic

I never killed myself any kitties/puppies. Somehow.... my parents saved me even from ever seeing that. But you have to say "yes" either to castration or to death.

edit: I once saw a kitten killed. He had no chance and was suffering. His belly was cut open. I asked an older lady to kill him. I was may be 10~11.

09-07-2017 , 11:55 AM

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But even so, how do you keep him under control?

Is this a serious question?

And yes, he is a he. But we also take care of a female that is also intact. We have no problems because we are responsible owners and have well trained dogs.

09-07-2017 , 12:00 PM

#87

anonla

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Originally Posted by Didace

Is this a serious question?

And yes, he is a he. But we also take care of a female that is also intact. We have no problems because we are responsible owners and have well trained dogs.

Completely serious without any trolling. It is hard for me to believe that it is possible to keep a he-dog who smells a she-dog in heat from tearing down all the fences between him and her.

I have never had a dog. But like I said I had a male cat completely intact. It was a torture for him and a torture for us.

09-07-2017 , 12:14 PM

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Howard Treesong

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Our male dog is still intact. It is not that difficult to keep him under control, even though he's about 110 pounds. We did spay the female.

09-07-2017 , 01:16 PM

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I suspect most cat owners in USA#1 keep their cats indoors.

09-07-2017 , 01:44 PM

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DoctorZangief

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We did spay the female.

This is the America Meowgaret Atwood warned us about.

09-07-2017 , 01:58 PM

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Actually, it's because we have white carpets and dog menstrual pads just don't work very well. Our dog guru also suggests that the current veterinary wisdom says male dogs generally are healthier if left intact.

Didn't she write "A Dogmaid's Tail?"

09-07-2017 , 02:01 PM

#92

27offsuit

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Originally Posted by 2/325Falcon

Larry and 27o have been desexed because neither has the balls to spay or neuter supafrey imo.

Is Dr Z Supafrey? I can never keep that stuff straight.

09-07-2017 , 02:03 PM

#93

27offsuit

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Originally Posted by Howard Treesong

Our male dog is still intact. It is not that difficult to keep him under control, even though he's about 110 pounds. We did spay the female.

Of course it is, Howard. Of course it is.

09-07-2017 , 02:08 PM

#94

anonla

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I suspect most cat owners in USA#1 keep their cats indoors.

But you can't keep an intact male cat inside. My once meowed for about 6 hours without any break because I didn't want to open the door. And outside he got himself ( and because of the neighbours me too) continuously in trouble. It was not just fighting with other cats and coming back with his ear torn to shreds. That I would consider as normal. He constantly had people chasing him, throwing stones at him, trying to drawn him. I tried to protect him and chaos was complete.

09-07-2017 , 02:20 PM

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He sounds like a butt.

09-07-2017 , 02:24 PM

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lapka,

Sounds like cats aren't meant to be kept as pets.

If the only way that you could keep a cat as a pet was by blinding it, would you do that?

09-07-2017 , 02:44 PM

#97

27offsuit

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Dogs have owners. Cats have a staff.

09-07-2017 , 02:48 PM

#98

Didace

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dog menstrual pads just don't work very well

I find they are just OK but a hassle. Plus, wearing them makes your dog look like an idiot. Fortunately we can just send her to her other mom at the kennel.

09-07-2017 , 02:58 PM

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Tom Ames

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Cooper and Murphy seem to be OUT.

Top names now include Chewie and Griffin.

Pretty sure this dog is just going to be called dog.

It doesn't seem as if you have much say-so in the official naming. I recommend you bow out of that and call him whatever you want. A dog will happily respond to more than one moniker.