Dog has a certain Murphyness about him.

There's only one Sparky.
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Name you dog "chili."

Pretty sure Barktavius Von Pupperface IV is the only answer.

Doggy McDogface obv.

See, this is exactly the kind of name that would get me a divorce and/or a swift kick in the nuts from mrs. spidercrab.

My nephew has a dog named Deaohgie. I doubt you'll run into each other. You could steal that.

Did they just feed the dog a bunch of scrabble tiles and name him whatever he barfed up?

TSA website says a Magic 8-Ball is not allowed in carry-on baggage. But a waffle iron is. I guess because the waffle iron isn't filled with liquid?

Dea-oh-gie.

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someone thought they could just use their own cones to reserve a public parking spot for themselves? gtfo

murphy will always be a good dog name because you can call him 'murph' and he'll think you're trying to speak his language.

lol a random Rick and Morty comic I bought a couple years ago is worth, like, hundreds of dollars now. Wubba lubba dub dub.

Things I have fixed in the last 48 hours:

A rusty chain link gate hinge. The lower hinge clasp had rotated, warping the direction of gate swing. Used an adjustable crescent wrench to loosen the clasp, rotate it back to true, then tighten again. Gate now swings correctly.




A flooring tile gap. Not much to do here, just got a spare piece of tile, measured out the odd shape, and cut to that spec. Secured with silicone caulk.





A wooden drawer with a broken nylon guide roller. This was a pain in the ass. The original roller had worn down and kept falling off the guide bracket. Ordered a new bracket with mounted roller, unscrewed old bracket, then... nothing. The thing was secured on the drawer with some kind of adhesive that didn't look like wood glue. Tried acetone, white vinegar, heat, etc. Broke four razor blades. Hours later, eventually managed to pry it off, along with a small amount of the drawer, sadly. The new guide screwed in just fine. Did NOT apply any kind of adhesive.

I saw this quite a bit when a friend lived in the Logan square & Avondale neighborhoods of Chicago. Not with cones though, more like lawn chairs, etc.

This is pretty funny. I would laugh so hard if my bf named our new puppy this, then I would kick him in the nuts.

Who, the puppy or the bf?

Chop:

September 16 is national guacamole day.

My bf naturally, although kicking pupper in the nuts would be a worse punishment as my bf is a real softie and loves dogs. Who am I kidding though, no male dog is becoming part of our household with his nuts attached.

In all seriousness though I think I may use that name.

Fantastic name 27o

How about Avon Barksdale?

If you get their tails, ears, claws, tongue, legs and nose docked too you barely notice them in the house. Have fun, Ilsa.

What a strange response. You have an issue with getting pets desexed? I also would get my cats desexed. It seems a fairly responsible thing to do Imo.

You have to do one of the both: either clip their balls or on the regular kill puppies/kitties. I mean you have to keep the increase in pet population under control.


Rexx, don't let DZ make you feel bad. It is a responsible thing to do.