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02-04-2009 , 06:34 PM

#76

skunkworks

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This thread is awesome, much like the non-stop no-stakes poker action at Twisted Spade, where you can find all of your sexual and Hold 'Em needs fulfilled.

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02-06-2009 , 09:22 AM

#77

SirOsis

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Your Netflix theft thread reminded me of this. You should blast away with this stuff where the shrill women meet and they will be forced to move on. It is putrid.

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02-08-2009 , 03:07 PM

#78

neuroman

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PJ,

Update on whether the shrill sewing circle was back again this Friday?

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02-08-2009 , 03:19 PM

#79

Peter Harris

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Originally Posted by Alobar

hang this up by where they stand

Is that David Shrigley? Looks like his writing:

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02-08-2009 , 04:35 PM

#80

Alobar

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im not sure...I just saw it somewhere and thought it was awesome

congrats on sticking to strat and staying out of OOT tho

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02-08-2009 , 05:10 PM

#81

Peter Harris

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blast! foiled.

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02-08-2009 , 05:58 PM

#82

private joker

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Originally Posted by neuroman

PJ,

Update on whether the shrill sewing circle was back again this Friday?

No, it was pouring rain.

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02-08-2009 , 05:59 PM

#83

spoonitnow

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Originally Posted by Spidar

After having been nice about it and having inconsiderate people ignore it, your response is easy. Buy a 5 dollar handheld airhorn. When they congregate, lean out your window, look directly at them and don't say a word. As soon as a lady opens her mouth you let loose a...hoooooooooonk and then stop. When the next one tries....hoooooooooonk. When they start calling you a dick...hoooooooooooooonk. They'll move.

I really, really, really like this one.

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02-09-2009 , 01:22 AM

#84

Quadstriker

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Let's combine some ideas here.

Chalk outline of your body, with water balloon fragments strewn about.

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02-17-2009 , 04:12 AM

#85

gamblar

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Originally Posted by Spidar

Having read most of the responses in this thread, this. And its not even that close.

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02-20-2009 , 11:42 AM

#86

spoonitnow

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So what happened with this?

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02-20-2009 , 01:23 PM

#87

ambulance chaser

centurion

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Lean over balcony and comment on their breasts, esp. focus on anyone showing cleavage. Mention it is Mardi Gras and offer beads for boobs, if you have any beads. If you get any takers on beads, invite them up.

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02-20-2009 , 01:44 PM

#88

MonkeyPox

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Make applications to give out, asking about their sexual history and their likes and dislikes, then ask if any are interested in making a porno.

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02-20-2009 , 01:49 PM

#89

otnemem

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The last two suggestions were both wildly imaginative.

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02-20-2009 , 03:09 PM

#90

ambulance chaser

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Wait around the corner and grab them and say "Hi!" when they leave to go to the bathroom.

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02-20-2009 , 05:05 PM

#91

private joker

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Originally Posted by spoonitnow

So what happened with this?

They have yet to return, as far as I know. I hope we haven't jinxed it.

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02-20-2009 , 09:10 PM

#92

spoonitnow

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Originally Posted by private joker

They have yet to return, as far as I know. I hope we haven't jinxed it.

I laughed at the irony of "I hope we haven't jinxed it."

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02-20-2009 , 09:21 PM

#93

sightless

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When they appear lean out of your window with a a camera and start taking pictures of them

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02-20-2009 , 10:04 PM

#94

that_pope

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I love the 2+2 inside jokes that I have enough of no life to know.

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02-20-2009 , 10:07 PM

#95

Noah.

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Originally Posted by that_pope

I love the 2+2 inside jokes that I have enough of no life to know.

THROW A LATHE AT THEM

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02-20-2009 , 10:47 PM

#96

captZEEbo

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wow once a week, friday morning at 10am. You got no case.

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02-21-2009 , 01:26 AM

#97

Cry Me A River

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Originally Posted by Eyedea

THROW A LATHE AT THEM

How many 5 year old chimps can you round up to swarm them?

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02-21-2009 , 07:38 PM

#98

private joker

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Originally Posted by captZEEbo

wow once a week, friday morning at 10am. You got no case.

8:30am

and luckily I haven't heard them since the day I asked them to "take it somewhere else," so either they listened to me or I'm just sleeping heavier now.