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Originally Posted by allinontheturn
Was at the vet with a boxer and a guy asks, "Is that a bully breed?"
I don't even know what a "bully breed" is so when I get home and it turns out Boxers were created by mixing bulldogs with other dogs so they are related to pit bulls
Am I going to die?
Yes you are for sure. Maybe not from a dog though.
Just think of it this way, every day your dog has not attacked a person or animal is proof that they won't. If you have pictures of it not attacking anyone, even better. If it let some kid sit on it's head or pull its tail then it pretty much proves it's the sweetest dog ever and in fact, all of the bully breeds are. Get it close to a new born without it eating the new born and then caption that it is a vicious attack dog lol. Bonus points if you know another type of dog that bit someone. Remember that nobody on earth can identify a put bull without a DNA test. Recalll that German Shepard were once the most feared breed. Cite that pit bulls were once known as the nanny breed because they are so good with kids. Remind people that any dog can be abused and it is bad owners that create these issues.
Do all of this and you will be safe forever and so will everyone else as long as they don't look it in the eye, wear the wrong perfume, tease it, or somehow it does something very out of character for it that would surprise anyone who knows what a sweety pie it is.