I could make Trolly show off his PHD IN SCIENCE by counting posts if I break this up into multiples, so I might do that.


How much do you think I'd have to offer this dude, or offer to donate to Dog Murder Inc, for proof or even just reasonably compelling evidence of my slowness and denseness? Just for lively conversation's sake.

donjonnie: Well, you see, 6ix disagrees. Specifically, disagrees with me, a dumb person. Therefore thusly piss hawk uggo helicopter hawk, he is dumb. Chess and mate.

Holy **** I just thought about maybe merely contemplating making a spellcheck/typo post like Lonely_Dumb_Bitch,

and I literally almost killed myself. Like, not figuratively. I went into some sort of hyperbrief fugue state and when I snapped out I was in the middle of making a noose knot out of some pajama pants.

Son you're about 24k posts too late to expect to be treated like an inquisitive and serious person with whom one has interesting conversations with. Even with your fellow dumb wastes of life. You guys can sense each other's pheromones and are repelled.

Look, I'm not a cruel person. I ended a sentence there with a preposition so maybe baby can have its funtime babytime fun.

Lol wait let's put a pin in all that.




Bruh, aren't you one of those shitty ass deplorable ass MAGAhat dudes?

Look, all you have to do is imagine the hurt dogs are Mexican dogs (one of them is even part Chihuahua (!!!) and good White people know that even part Chihuahua is still all filthy Mexican dog) trying to sneaky sneak over the border to hang out with the White dogs, and, that the pitbull is, say, you, preventing such a terrible thing from happening. And you'll be right as rain afterwards.

As one does,


when one wishes to make such a salient point as the above.

At least say it with a cutesy poker analogy and don't reveal your deplorable fasch power levels too much.

"the 23o of society.."

Are you ok?

mate at this point i think you seriously need help.

Why would I not be ok? Articulate the thought processes in as many or few words as you'd like, that led you to ask me that, Jmakin.

What do I need help with there, champ? Teaching dumb guys to stfu and not run their dumb mouths? You kinda just proved I pretty much got that part all square away, but anything else?

You have, in your barely legible screed here, a post talking about “literally” almost killing yourself. Do you not remember this? Do you think asking if you are okay is not an appropriate response to a post like this? I’m confused where the confusion is.

are you ok?

He doesn't need anyone's help when it comes to creating multi-bangers, I'll tell you that.

mate it seems like you are losing grip on reality.

At first i just thought you are a moron but at this point it seems to me more like you have some kind of episode.

the weird drivel you are writing reminds me a lot of what a buddy of mine would spew when he had a psychotic break.

I really dislike your posting in here but at this very moment i am honestly concerned for your wellbeing.

These are not mutually exclusive.

please stop!

fair point!

At this point? He hasn't exactly been hiding it. While he is clearly a moron, at some point I realized I didn't want to contribute to some idiot's suicide by shitting on him. Dude's unhinged, for sure, even by pit nutter standards.

I don't know if that's a cry for help or what that he's posting, but if anybody knows him IRL or has a good online relationship with him, suggest he gets professional help. It'd be wild if he came back in a few months like, "Wow, they gave me ******opazalam and everything is clear now. Sorry, guys. Oh yeah, pitbulls are obviously too dangerous for soceity."

Highly unlikely, but a guy can dream. It'd nice if he were just shadowbanned or something, but until then, ignore button has done all it can.

Probably not going to be a popular take, and despite his vitriol towards me (still dont understand where that’s coming from), I hope he is ok - but there would for sure be fewer dead toddlers in the world if all the pit nutters offed themselves, and it’s one of those weird trolly problems where I can’t really say that’d be a net bad thing.

To me it always felt a bit performative til those last posts, like he just wanted an excuse to equate black people with vicious, murderous dogs - but perhaps there’s something deeper going on. if so I am sorry.