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I actually know a girl with a minor permanent scar from a childhood incident when a nanny pibble snooo’d her face a little too hard. It’s not major but def has hurt her self-confidence.

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09-19-2023 , 11:03 PM

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I, too, have a female friend who covers up a sizable dog scar with makeup. She defends pits, though. It was probably a chihuahua.

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09-23-2023 , 06:24 PM

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I, too, have a female friend who covers up a sizable dog scar with makeup. She defends pits, though. It was probably a chihuahua type dog.

FYP

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09-23-2023 , 06:27 PM

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https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/crime...me/ar-AA1h7ZRb

Remember that time when a roving band of golden retrievers entered someone’s home and mauled her to death?

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Sep. 22—A Tri-Cities woman died this week after she was reportedly mauled by two pitbulls who entered her home on West Victoria Avenue in an unincorporated Kennewick neighborhood.

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09-23-2023 , 11:15 PM

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Welp, that's my state, so looks like I have to shake the hornets nest again.

coordi,

We need an expert to give us some tips, man. Please come back, dude. How should this woman have properly defended herself from these garbage dogs breaking into her house and mauling her? What did she do wrong?

Pit owners should be forced to talk to people's families after this **** or contribute to the GoFundMe's. But they only donate to save these worthless dogs. I should start grifting them.

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09-24-2023 , 05:01 AM

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It’s important to always have your shotgun strapped to your hip when preparing dinner, apparently.

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09-24-2023 , 07:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Einstein2

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/crime...me/ar-AA1h7ZRb

Remember that time when a roving band of golden retrievers entered someone’s home and mauled her to death?

I can't really understand what's going on in this thread. Seems like a lot of dog whistles and lying. Even the title confuses me. Does it mean stop people from breeding or the dogs?

I always thought golden retrievers were more dangerous to humans than pit bulls. And it's certainly true in my experience pits are super sweet while goldens will bite the **** out of you.

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09-24-2023 , 01:44 PM

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People were trying to persuade Einstein2 not to breed because the world doesn't need more prosecutors locking up innocent people, but unfortunately they were several years too late.

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09-24-2023 , 02:04 PM

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People were trying to persuade Einstein2 not to breed because the world doesn't need more prosecutors locking up innocent people, but unfortunately they were several years too late.

I am trying to decide which is worse:

1. Getting mauled to death by a stranger’s pitbull in your kitchen; or

2. Existing as a 60 year old angry incel IT worker whose only joy in life is to shitpost on the internet. You’ve shitposted for about 5 years on another website with the same group of people. Then one day, you learn that even those people hate you so very much that you are permanently barred from posting with them any more.

I guess I’d rather be in situation number two, but it’s probably pretty close. What are your thoughts?

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09-24-2023 , 02:08 PM

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Neither of those are options for me.

You chose situation number three: shitpost for years and rage quit, then reappear and shitpost for more years before finally getting your shitposting account anonymised when it eventually dawns on your slow pony that its effluence is traceable back to your real life identity.

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09-24-2023 , 02:12 PM

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I mean it's just getting silly over there

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XL Bully 'campaigner' is attacked by one of the dogs he is trying to save after 'vicious owner set the animal on him when he asked him to put it on a lead'

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...acked-dog.html

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09-24-2023 , 02:12 PM

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Neither of this are options for me.

“These” or “those.” Not “this.”

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09-24-2023 , 02:13 PM

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I’m glad to see you corrected yourself!

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09-24-2023 , 02:14 PM

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Before your slow pony's effluence reached it.

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09-24-2023 , 03:57 PM

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I've expanded on my anecdotal experience. The ASPCA claims it's nurture over nature which was my suspicion:

All dogs, including pit bulls, are individuals. Treating them as such, providing them with the care, training and supervision they require, and judging them by their actions and not by their DNA or their physical appearance is the best way to ensure that dogs and people can continue to share safe and happy lives together.

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09-24-2023 , 04:00 PM

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Given the evidence I've seen, the title should be: "Should dog owners be allowed to breed (their dogs?)".

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09-24-2023 , 06:51 PM

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Jal really likes the word "effluence".

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09-24-2023 , 08:16 PM

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Jal really likes the word "effluence".

Likely a coprophiliac.

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09-24-2023 , 08:20 PM

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Likely a coprophiliac.

a pos would know

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09-24-2023 , 08:27 PM

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Jal really likes the word "effluence".

It’s just a play on the name of the godawful site they’ve started thats the new home for a mix of immigrant harassers, weirdo child cruise devotees and quasi virginal creepy dudes. I won’t write the actual site name here because I wouldn’t want to be responsible for corrupting you. Let’s just call it Slow Pony Effluence and be done with it.

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09-24-2023 , 08:29 PM

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I really hate immigrants though.

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09-24-2023 , 08:35 PM

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You sound perfectly qualified for admission. Ping jman220, sorry I mean Einstein2 a PM and see if he thinks you’re racist enough.

Be prepared for questions concerning the length of sentence you think appropriate for a black person innocent of the crime they’re accused of.