And if he was sharp he would've judo flip uno reversed this on me:
Something like, "Lol they're showtunes from musicals, your simple ass only thinks it's weird because it's animated; talk about really really stretching to insult somebody you dumb mf," etc.
But he's not sharp. If he was sharp he wouldn't be the person he is. So instead I'm left to hack through insults like, "Hey did you know that I don't know that currencies and assets are frictionlessly traded? Take that!"