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Storytime: So, back in Politics Unchained (and its various iterations with various levels of unchainedness, like Pv7 et al) there was a poster named Wil271828 (I don't remember the actual numbers behind the "Wil") and he had the most posts in that forum. I had the third most. Trolly was there. It was a relatively small forum. He had me on ignore and one of the running jokes was that simple fact alone. And he wouldn't peek. He'd try to piece together the conversation whilst missing a huge chunk of it, in hilarious fashion, and hilarity would ensue. He'd screech and screech at and try to reply to the posts he scrapped together in his brain. Good times.

Last edited by 6ix; 06-26-2023 at 02:21 PM.

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06-26-2023 , 02:20 PM

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you would know

Lol thanks but we're at the part where,

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a screenshot from Reddit.

the big gotcha is, "I bet he's gonna talk about Pit Bulls in The Pit Bull Thread take that!" It's uncharted territory.

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06-26-2023 , 02:26 PM

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There’s two bangers with the same timestamp there, i wonder if there’s ever been a three-way simulbanger.

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06-26-2023 , 02:28 PM

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I'm bored

Kioshk is probably a fan of Mencken, he can maybe help you with that one.

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06-26-2023 , 02:31 PM

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It’s like the four-minute mile: there’s no theoretical reason a man can’t make three bangers in under a minute, it’s just a question of training.

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06-26-2023 , 02:51 PM

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There’s two bangers with the same timestamp there, i wonder if there’s ever been a three-way simulbanger.

And rarely, when I posted in the middle of the night USA#1 time, I'd break up a single paragraph into five or six posts just so we could see Wil totally freak out, like, "omg he posted FIVE OR SIX TIMES IN A ROW!"

That's when I "invented" "combo breaker". Trolly remembers. I'd say, "Nobody 'combo break' me, Wil flipping out over something so trivial when he could just, like, you know, read the messages on a message board will be funny lol." If I knew Trolly was aspiring to that I would've eaten my hat.

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06-26-2023 , 02:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Trolly McTrollson

It’s like the four-minute mile: there’s no theoretical reason a man can’t make three bangers in under a minute, it’s just a question of training.

Nah, it's actually...

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06-26-2023 , 02:53 PM

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... super...

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06-26-2023 , 02:59 PM

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On that note, allow me to tap the sign again and glance at the crowd as a whole:

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...Do you think that this type of error carries over to your dog data analysis?

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06-26-2023 , 03:01 PM

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So close! Just needdd go get that 2:54 PM banger out a little faster and it would have been a three-way simulbanger.

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06-26-2023 , 03:20 PM

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This is actually how I described the participants of this specific thread:

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06-26-2023 , 03:29 PM

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Spoiler:

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06-26-2023 , 03:50 PM

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Originally Posted by 6ix

I asked a question which you’re avoiding again, which should come as no surprise, as you’ve not really answered any questions posed to you here (whether they’re related to the topic at hand or not) without a lot of unrelated screeching and gifs. That’s ok, just kind of weird to me because this style of trolling/shitposting seems like it’s wasting far more of your own time and energy than anyone here.

Cheers!

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06-26-2023 , 04:11 PM

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I invented finding shapes in clouds.

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06-26-2023 , 04:25 PM

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I asked a question which you’re avoiding again, which should come as no surprise, as you’ve not really answered any questions posed to you here...

See, when Jman690 says this I just assume it's trolling. He's just as super ****ed up, like you, but in a different way. When you, Jmakin, do this I think you're actually serious, just deeply unwell (which can be worked through).

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I’m curious, why don’t you just go to reddit and argue there?

There's nowhere to argue there. That's the weird thing I recently discovered. The pro-pit-bull reddits just post pictures of their dogs. The pet murder cult bans anybody who breathes wrong. Look at Phresh's amazing display here. There's a vocal fringe cult of science deniers and then there's everybody else .

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Also, IYO, why do these posters deserve death?

I didn't say anybody deserves death (lol wat) but it's obscene that African boys are dying in cobalt mines so you wastes can shitpost and do whatever the hell this is..

Lol you're so deeply ****ed up that it's making me disturbed that I still find it funny and not disturbing.

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06-26-2023 , 04:30 PM

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That’s ok, just kind of weird to me because this style of trolling/shitposting seems like it’s wasting far more of your own time and energy than anyone here.

Cheers!

Ready?

What does "trolling" and "shitposting" mean to you subjectively, and, do you think those words have an objective and universal meaning?

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06-26-2023 , 04:33 PM

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Ready?

What does "trolling" and "shitposting" mean to you subjectively, and, do you think those words have an objective and universal meaning?

whatever it is you think you’re doing here would fit my definition.

I think your posting is objectively terrible, yes.

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06-26-2023 , 04:36 PM

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I enjoy shitposting. He's just posting shitty and writing on the bathroom stalls with his ****.

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06-26-2023 , 04:44 PM

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If 6ix says he invented simulposting, that's a down dirty lie. 100% my idea.

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06-26-2023 , 04:46 PM

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I bet if you typed them out in Word then copy pasted really fast you get like 20-30 in a minute

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06-26-2023 , 04:46 PM

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Ready?

What does "trolling" and "shitposting" mean to you subjectively, and, do you think those words have an objective and universal meaning?

whatever it is you think you’re doing here would fit my definition.

Did you not understand the questions? You could just ask, "I did not understand the questions, can you please rephrase them?"

I asked for your subjective definition, I didn't ask for an example. And the example of your subjective definition certainly shouldn't contain my subjective analysis.

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I think your posting is objectively terrible, yes.

I forget that once the chicken starts flying off the spinning rotisserie things get exponentially more ****ed up, so, I didn't think it was possible for you to misunderstand a question so thoroughly.

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06-26-2023 , 04:47 PM

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Imagine waking up and being lonely_dumb_bitch. It'd be like Kafka's Metamorphosis but like super duper worse.

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I enjoy shitposting. He's just posting shitty and writing on the bathroom stalls with his ****.

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06-26-2023 , 04:49 PM

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I bet if you typed them out in Word then copy pasted really fast you get like 20-30 in a minute

The software makes you wait a few secs in between posts, so I think there's a hard limit to simulposting. But three should be doable.

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06-26-2023 , 04:52 PM

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But on that note:

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whatever it is you think you’re doing here would fit my definition.

I am making incredibly funny and entertaining and interesting and informative posts, about dogs and everything tangentially related, all while debunking some particularly nasty anti-science views concerning these very same dogs.

I did ask for your subjective definition, so, thank you, but, I suspect your definition is not close to the universal objective definition of "trolling" nor "shitposting".