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02-21-2015 , 07:59 PM
In regards to the coming too fast thing, once you get comfortable, you'll likely be coming much faster. When I was a pup starting out, it was difficult for me, which was the complete opposite of what I expected.

Now I'm lucky to thrust into my old lady for 3 minutes without losing it.
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02-21-2015 , 08:01 PM
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Originally Posted by Rastamouse

Oh and those bone-like things on the vaginal walls just past the entrance? They're not very nice are they? Again, God could have put something more tight and fleshy there.
I think I figured out part of the issue - you were ****ing an alien.

Glad to have helped.
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02-21-2015 , 08:04 PM
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Originally Posted by Hedonism_Bot
Highlights quoted for grooms speech.

I was looking forward to this post and was pleased things were going well for you. Now, not so much.

Congratulations on apparently making her cum repeatedly without even trying though
Well I'm sorry but that's basically how it all worked out

I don't know...I'd have certainly settled for this outcome if offered to me at the beginning of the night. Hell, just having no ill effects from the cialis isn't something to take for granted.
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02-21-2015 , 08:39 PM
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FYP
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02-21-2015 , 08:48 PM
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Originally Posted by SuperUberBob
FYP
I just had seeeeeex...

...and it waaasn't that greeaaaat

I just had seeeeeex...

...and it was dis-app-ointing....
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02-21-2015 , 08:55 PM
The condom was the problem "frictionwise"

Get some ultra thins or get them on the pill

Or keep pulling out, blasting on her and hope for the best

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02-21-2015 , 08:59 PM
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Originally Posted by SGT RJ
I think I figured out part of the issue - you were ****ing an alien.

Glad to have helped.
This. seriously. wtf?
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02-21-2015 , 09:08 PM
Oh thank God when no one else pointed out that obvious issue I started to worry that everyone else thought we had bone like things in our vaginas.

Men there are no bones in there. IT WILL NOT BITE YOU!
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02-21-2015 , 09:27 PM
What fun is that?
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02-21-2015 , 09:30 PM
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Oh thank God when no one else pointed out that obvious issue I started to worry that everyone else thought we had bone like things in our vaginas.

Men there are no bones in there. IT WILL NOT BITE YOU!
The only thing I can think he's talking about is the pubic bone? he really must have a weird angled dick, though, for that to be an issue.
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02-21-2015 , 09:35 PM
Anyway, that has to be the strangest literotica I've read in a while.
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02-21-2015 , 09:39 PM
That was her nostril.
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02-21-2015 , 10:11 PM
Or she's a mutant because the pubic bone should not be right inside the vaginal opening.

So, like I said...alien.
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02-21-2015 , 10:54 PM
IIRC if you stick a finger deep in there and push to the sides, it is hard, is it not? Pelvic bone, perhaps? That's what I assumed he was talking about.
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02-21-2015 , 11:16 PM


There's not a ton of bone there.
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02-21-2015 , 11:23 PM
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Originally Posted by SGT RJ
I've actually read a fairly fascinating book on this topic (origin of human sexuality) that posits that not only are humans not naturally monogamous, but the one of the purposes of female copulatory vocalizations (fancy talk for women be noisy when they are ****ed) is to lure other males to the mating couple so that other men can have their turn. In a hypothetical society where this was the norm (and monogamy was not an expectation), men would have spent a decent amount of time watching a woman having sex with another man waiting for his turn, which theoretically would have been sexually exciting. As an aside, they also mention that this is a possible reason why on average, women take much longer to orgasm than men while men also lose interest in sex after orgasm - women were actually having more lengthy sex, just not from a single male.
Yeah, i dunno about this. Female chimps are very noisy while having "approved" sex with high ranking males but bite their lips when having clandestine sex with low ranking males.

Human females are also jealous and possessive wrt males, which is only seen in females from pair-bonding species. I'm gonna guess humans have been pair-bonders for as long as we've been humans.
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02-21-2015 , 11:24 PM
Yes, but that's because the picture does not include the pubic symphasis.
Not that the pelvic bone is easily felt through the vagina on any normal anatomy, mind you. Certainly not something you'll feel with a cialis-blood-laden-6-inch-condom-wrapped-woody.
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02-21-2015 , 11:26 PM
Gizmo,

Felt like 8 though.
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02-21-2015 , 11:27 PM
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Yes, but that's because the picture does not include the pubic symphasis.
Not that the pelvic bone is easily felt through the vagina on any normal anatomy, mind you. Certainly not something you'll feel with a cialis-blood-laden-6-inch-condom-wrapped-woody.
You could conceivable feel either the pubic or tail bone if you pressed hard enough and in the right spot, but I think some people are confusing firm or rigid (and the tissues probably change in feel,with arousal and blood flow) with bone. Dicks get boxers but there's no damn bone in the shaft.

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02-21-2015 , 11:35 PM
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Yeah, i dunno about this. Female chimps are very noisy while having "approved" sex with high ranking males but bite their lips when having clandestine sex with low ranking males.

Human females are also jealous and possessive wrt males, which is only seen in females from pair-bonding species. I'm gonna guess humans have been pair-bonders for as long as we've been humans.
Chimps are not the only other primate species.

And I don't even know how to respond to the second. Jealousy exists in both monogamous and non monogamous contemporary relationship models.

If we evolved as strictly pair bonding (and there are societies today which aren't but whatever) we suck at it.

You have highly evolved (for this planet) brains and consciousness. We can choose to do something whether is is "natural" in the evolutionary sense or not. But there is evidence contradicting a strictly pair bond theory of human psychosocial sexual and relationship development, some of it pretty convincing from what I've seen.

Agree to disagree I guess, as I'm open to more evidence and have no vested interest in what any one person/couple/triad or more decide in terms of relationship structure. I think consenting adults should be able to do pretty much anything like in those regards.
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02-21-2015 , 11:48 PM
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Chimps are not the only other primate species.
No (but they are our closest relatives) but that highlights the function of the vocalization. The females vocalize when they're free to but do not vocalize at some times so as to not attract other males. It's the exact opposite of what your book was supposing.

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And I don't even know how to respond to the second. Jealousy exists in both monogamous and non monogamous contemporary relationship models.
What now? Are you talking about humans? I'm just saying that as human females have the ability (not the obligation or whatever) to be jealous of each other wrt mates that suggests that we're pair bonders. Non-pair-bonding females don't compete for mates, after all.
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02-22-2015 , 12:01 AM
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You could conceivable feel either the pubic or tail bone if you pressed hard enough and in the right spot, but I think some people are confusing firm or rigid (and the tissues probably change in feel,with arousal and blood flow) with bone. Dicks get boxers but there's no damn bone in the shaft.
Oh, fwiw, I think Rasta made the whole thing up, and I don't think many women possess the anatomy for a man to be put-off by her pubic bones while ****ing her.

That said, there are bones there, is my whole point. And I suppose a man ****ing a woman poorly in the doggy position could be bumping the ceiling, as it were. Whole thing reminds me of "well i couldnt hit the back but i tore up the sides".

Anyway, a man who writes this: "One point worth making is that I didn't go that deep. When wanking, most of the friction is at the back, base of the penis, whereas with sex its clearly mainly the head and the first three or four inches."
Might also be an alien.

In what ****ing position are you where only half your dick goes in?
LBR is right, he was in her nostril.
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02-22-2015 , 12:06 AM
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She's horny, giggly, playful and energetic and hints at not bothering to head out to the local supermarket to get the pancake ingredients.
I don't know why but I can't stop laughing at this sentence.
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02-22-2015 , 12:27 AM
Chimps do have a bone in their penis.
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02-22-2015 , 12:37 AM
Was probably more like 14" and that was her rib bone
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