I was out of my mind wasted during college and went to this drug house. This girl named Stacy lived there with other druggies. They did all the hard ****. I had ****ed Stacy in the dorms the year before...
We went into the bathroom right away and I started ****ing her on the sink. She wasn't fat at all but the house was run down and the sink just collapsed from the wall mid thrust... It was a tiny bathroom and there was stucco and ceramic shrapnel everywhere. So I just sat on the floor against the closed door/the one spot where my ass wouldn't get shanked by exploded sink and I figured she would just sit down down on top of me- preferably facing away. Instead she just sat in the rubble and started sucking...
Everything was going fine and she started gagging. I had heard those sounds before and made nothing of it. Suddenly she pops off my dick and projectile vomits all over my lap like a mad cobra. I pop up like toast and wipe myself off with some nasty green towel (no idea why I remember the towel so vividly- but I do). My friend who had driven us over there was striking out on the couch with this other druggie chick "Lari".
I don't remember how it went down exactly but Lari cut out a ****ing rock climbing rope of crystal meth on the coffee table. I grabbed the snort dollar and snorted the whole thing up in an instant. I said "Let's go" or something to my friend and then I just passed the **** out. Face first, pants smeared with vomit, right between my boy and Lari, on their nasty ass couch.
I woke up some time later, didn't see my friend or anyone else, and just walked out the front door and into the world...