But you're not the Pullout King. I'm the Pullout King!

Ive still fertilized zero eggs, to my knowledge. Either strong contraceptive game, or ive got poor swimmers, etc. Which would be just fine with me.

Pulling out is for amateurs.

Not coming back is for pros.

I don't consider sex real unless it was unprotected and ended with internal ejaculation (the way nature intended it to be)

Anything else is just role playing.

IKR?

Kids today with their protection and consent....blah blah blah.....

He didn’t say non-consensual.

He didnt not say it either.

I didn't say anything about kids either, but you did.

IKR? Kids today with their lack of reading comprehension and interpretation skills.....

Listen only poster who brought up rape, i eithered you in 1 post. Take your L and keep it moving


Btw your screename looks like eyeforaneye.

Tend to agree, though obv there is a sliding scale.

Obviously you don't realize you did.

Nowadays,not wrapping up is considered sexual assault.

And you don't catch sarcasm well.

Listen eyeforaneye dont pull me into your sick rape fantasy. You are the only one who brought it up, now deal with it.

You ought to read the Vanessa Selbts thread, theres a guy over there who is acting just as butthurt as you because he doesn't catch humor well.

He's upset about some guy not liking aggressive lesbians.

Less catfighting and more lesbian sex stories.

One time I was in Vegas with my gf and her two friends and we were all sharing a room, her two friends (who were sisters) in one bed and my and my girl in the other. So one night we all go back to the room early and have a few drinks, the sisters smoke a joint and then we all lie in bed watching a movie. My gf and I are sort of spooning, but of course we're under the covers, so for fun I pulled down her pants and slowly slid into her from behind and started railing her -- slowly but very surely. Went on for a good 20-25 minutes, we both had some pretty decent (but obv quiet) orgasms, then I withdrew, replaced all clothes, and then continued on like nothing had happened. The other girls never noticed a thing.

Maybe not up there with others' stories, but it was hot as hell at the time.

I assume you are posting this as a bad beat since you werent able to include the sisters...

Was hoping you'd have pulled off the covers for asec

I fingered an ex under the table at a party.

And before 'Seem you had a bit of exhibitionist there' nah she is a nice girl has a great degree and a job, better than any of us here...
-Same girl, first time we did anything. She gave me a quick handy, cause she was out of order. So as she was trying to bring me over the edge, she was totally ready for me to explode on her, all over her thin blouse. So it came(..) to me that she haven't even brought a jacket, to put over. So literally in last 2-3 seconds i grabbed my pajamas and put them over her boobs. So i shielded her and jizzed onto mine pj instead. So while she was finishing me off squeezing the last drop... she was looking me in the eye with such a warm grateful look... ye, that when she fell for me gg ul

Seem you had a bit of exhibitionist there

SHE'S out of order?! YOU'RE out of order!!

Better than ANY of us here, just so you know.

Ha, ha. That was pretty awesome

this thread kind of fails. like 1 decent story, and 1 good joke, in 100 posts
maybe I should just just post pics instead of words.
or vids?

Heres a vid that'll drive em wild.

Spoiler because its kinky